Dockett Buys a Tiger

[Finito]

Who wouldn't want to see a monkey in a dockett jersey.

I love this guy gonna miss him when he's gone

 

[crisper57]

My wife, the ex teacher's reaction to this story:

"So a monkey is worth the same as me when I taught."

Ugh

 

[red desert]

I don't see this ending well.

This

 

[Timm Rosenbach]

What is he going to resurrect Siegfried and Roy at one of the Indian casinos?

I think Kerry Rhodes would be better in that role

 

[TJ]

I predict Dockett will be dead with in 4 years...kept Tigers in the wild/zoo.

 

[splitsecond]

I think Kerry Rhodes would be better in that role

I lol'd

 

[ajcardfan]

Completely f'in stupid. Not that I ever saw Dockett as a future rocket scientist, but this is dumb even by NFL player standards.

Why this is not illegal in Arizona, or the US, is baffling. It never ends well, all you can do is cage the adult which is why most people dump them at that time.

 

[Gee!]

Until I see proof that Dockett really has a baby tiger, I am gonna believe none of it is true..

 

[Scott MS]

I'll be surprised if he makes it past this season. At some point the off-field distractions aren't worth it.

 

[Gee!]

At least Dockett started off training camp with a bang.. Welcome to the 2013 season

 

[DemsMyBoys]

At least Dockett started off training camp with a bang.. Welcome to the 2013 season

Dockett says he's done all kinds of silly stuff. (Anyone remember the Oprah tattoo?) It's the opening of practice and he's got a mic in front of him. It's classic 9-0.

Next year it could be a llama with a saddle so he can ride into practice. Or maybe a colony of meerkats.

 

[Gee!]

Dockett suggested in a tweet Thursday morning that he brought his tiger with him to the stadium for the team’s conditioning test and timed shuttle run.

There was no sign of the tiger, however, and Dockett would not stop to talk with reporters as players made their way off the field following their run test.

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/car...ms-draws-praise-from-coach-as-camp-opens.html

 

[Gee!]

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/car...ms-draws-praise-from-coach-as-camp-opens.html

No one cared to respond?

Must be because they jumped the gun to talk mess about Dockett.. I get it..

 

[AzStevenCal]

No one cared to respond?

Must be because they jumped the gun to talk mess about Dockett.. I get it..

What is there to respond to? And how in the world is it jumping the gun? JUmping the gun would have been eviscerating the guy for lying, taking him at his word is quite the opposite.

Steve

 

[Gee!]

What is there to respond to? And how in the world is it jumping the gun? JUmping the gun would have been eviscerating the guy for lying, taking him at his word is quite the opposite.

Steve

You like disagreeing with things..

Its your style.. I get it..

 

[AzStevenCal]

You like disagreeing with things..

Its your style.. I get it..

Not even. I'm serious Gee. How is it jumping the gun if we took the man at his word? Wouldn't calling him a liar be more like jumping the gun. I seriously do not know whether he bought a tiger or not but I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. He says he bought a tiger, I believe him.

Steve

 

[Gee!]

Not even. I'm serious Gee. How is it jumping the gun if we took the man at his word? Wouldn't calling him a liar be more like jumping the gun. I seriously do not know whether he bought a tiger or not but I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt. He says he bought a tiger, I believe him.

Steve

So your disagreeing with me?

 

[AzStevenCal]

So your disagreeing with me?

No, I'm in complete agreement with you. I'm just disagreeing with the words you've chosen to use and the order in which you've used them.

Steve

 

[Gee!]

No, I'm in complete agreement with you. I'm just disagreeing with the words you've chosen to use and the order in which you've used them.

Steve

Can you fix a Rubix Cube in under 1 minute?

 

[AzStevenCal]

Can you fix a Rubix Cube in under 1 minute?

No but if you lock me in a well-lit Rubik's Cube store I could probably find one in under a minute.

Steve

 

[Gee!]

No but if you lock me in a well-lit Rubik's Cube store I could probably find one in under a minute.

Steve

I confuse myself when pwi..

 

[AzStevenCal]

Color me confused.

Steve

 

[SECTION 11]

I generally look at ASFN on my phone, so I only see a few of the posts at a time, usually at the end of the thread. When I saw the Dockett-Tiger thread I thought I should check it out since I was so annoyed with Jurecki's new partner during the interview that I was certain that I would merge right into discussion on tigers, radio hosts, monkeys, how small of a jersey actually is in production, hell, even 9-0 himself.

Nope. Rubiks Cube.

 

[SECTION 11]

I got I think two sides once, maybe three.

 

[Gee!]

I got I think two sides once, maybe three.

Im a complicated man I guess. I hate myself .. haha