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[Jetstream Green]

Welcome to a Cardinal fan forum. Since there is no way in hell we can change your preconceived notions of this team with the little you know about us or care to know about us, this is your friendly visitor post so you can read this and move on with your smirk and no worries. I will also make it exactly what you believe and continue to believe regardless of how we play or how we win.

We are just the Cardinals. We only have about 8 fans on a good day. All our players are unhappy and cannot wait to be traded, because only then will they be regarded great players. Fitz will end up with the Vikings or Cowboys. We have played no one to justify being a good team, any good team we have beaten just happened to have their one bad game of the year against us and therefore it does not count. Again, we are just the Cardinals. We do not have a QB and have yet to throw a single touchdown pass all year and Kolb is the highest paid QB in the NFL because we are complete idiots. We have lost numerous overtime games of late because we are quitters and all you have to do is punch us in the mouth and we will let you walk all over us. We have not sold out our stadium since it has opened and if it were not for opposing fans, the stadium would be empty because we always lose at home. We have not been to the playoffs in years (the last time was about two decades ago with Warner), unlike the Cowboys and other teams who always win in the playoffs. We are a gimme win, rest easy because again we are just the Cardinals. The only thing we do well is run the screen because other than Fitzgerald, Larry Centers is our only threat.

Now you may happily go to your fellow fans and tell them what you thought we are, and watch the media ignore us for good reason and if we beat you we apologize for the fluke loss but again it was just your bad day and in no possible way did we deserve to win oh, you can even call us lucky, even though you can still accept the state of being unlucky is strictly a Cardinal thing...it is okey dokey by us.

This is my own personal message and does not reflect the views of this board but since we have only about 8 fans, I think they will let me post this just because no one has posted here in ages

 

[seesred]

AMEN. I wish we could at the least get a line backer that can play. Our coaching staff meets once a month to see how we are doing. The media loves us because we have great drinking stories.
We are the Cardinals, come play and then leave us to our own depression.

GBR
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[crisper57]

I just wish we had some young talent to build around. I am tired of filling this team with retreads like Boomer, Emmitt, and Edge. Then we turn around and let our studs like Boldin, Rolle, Marshall, and Dansby walk because we are too cheap.

 

[Jetstream Green]

Make sure to also dress lightly since those seats at Sun Devil stadium can get pretty hot (ya, you got fooled too, we do not have a new stadium) and if you want to get on TV, make sure to set up on that hill with all the cactus because they are sure to show a few shots of that during the telecast. And...sometimes we do not even show up at the stadium and the players play golf all day, so if you get to Sun Devil stadium and no one is there, that is normal and you already won and feel free to head back home

 

[Jetstream Green]

As you can see, this post has really stirred up what little excitement as fans we have. Bob has shown up and posted twice, he has about 10 different profiles on here.

 

[PortlandCardFan]

 

[100%CardsFan]

I might add if you get punched in the mouth at the game, it wasn't on purpose. A lot of our fans have a rare disorder where their hands just fly around, it is usually done when your team scores and you want to yell something how we suck in our face/ears. Again it's a rare disorder and not intentional. Me and my friend Gee have it bad but ours also make us kick when you are down...again not intentional and a medical condition.

 

[Jetstream Green]

Bob, you so crazy...you posted two more times under another name. Oh and Bob, I'll be the lone guy on cactus hill sporting that Chicago Bears jersey for our next home game at Sun Devil. BTW, if you find the other 6 Cardinal fans (it has been about 30 odd years), let them know to keep the faith. I have to go now, that medical condition is forcing me to punch myself in the face making it hard to type. Sincerely, Cardinal Bob

 

[clif]

Welcome to a Cardinal fan forum. Since there is no way in hell we can change your preconceived notions of this team with the little you know about us or care to know about us, this is your friendly visitor post so you can read this and move on with your smirk and no worries. I will also make it exactly what you believe and continue to believe regardless of how we play or how we win.

We are just the Cardinals. We only have about 8 fans on a good day. All our players are unhappy and cannot wait to be traded, because only then will they be regarded great players. Fitz will end up with the Vikings or Cowboys. We have played no one to justify being a good team, any good team we have beaten just happened to have their one bad game of the year against us and therefore it does not count. Again, we are just the Cardinals. We do not have a QB and have yet to throw a single touchdown pass all year and Kolb is the highest paid QB in the NFL because we are complete idiots. We have lost numerous overtime games of late because we are quitters and all you have to do is punch us in the mouth and we will let you walk all over us. We have not sold out our stadium since it has opened and if it were not for opposing fans, the stadium would be empty because we always lose at home. We have not been to the playoffs in years (the last time was about two decades ago with Warner), unlike the Cowboys and other teams who always win in the playoffs. We are a gimme win, rest easy because again we are just the Cardinals. The only thing we do well is run the screen because other than Fitzgerald, Larry Centers is our only threat.

Now you may happily go to your fellow fans and tell them what you thought we are, and watch the media ignore us for good reason and if we beat you we apologize for the fluke loss but again it was just your bad day and in no possible way did we deserve to win oh, you can even call us lucky, even though you can still accept the state of being unlucky is strictly a Cardinal thing...it is okey dokey by us.

This is my own personal message and does not reflect the views of this board but since we have only about 8 fans, I think they will let me post this just because no one has posted here in ages