Haley turned it down

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Haley is certain to become the next head coach AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT for posting that he would not even accept the interview. Cruel football gods looked down at me and cast some Cardinal logic my way, "Oh, little Jet, little do ye know...what made perfect sense to you will now be obliterated". Why could I have said instead, "there is no freaking way Jimmy Johnson will be our next head coach." Have you not learned by now stupid Jet, never EVER tempt the football gods with a passionate die-hard Cardinal fan feeling convinced of something. I am mud!

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Haley is certain to become the next head coach AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT for posting that he would not even accept the interview. Cruel football gods looked down at me and cast some Cardinal logic my way, "Oh, little Jet, little do ye know...what made perfect sense to you will now be obliterated". Why could I have said instead, "there is no freaking way Jimmy Johnson will be our next head coach." Have you not learned by now stupid Jet, never EVER tempt the football gods with a passionate die-hard Cardinal fan feeling convinced of something. I am mud!

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I heard on the radio today that he actually pulled a Dennis Green/Oakland Raiders move and told the Cards, "You know me, if you want to hire me make an offer, but I'm not going to interview."

If so, :barf:
 
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If only Horton was freaking smart enough to taunt the Bidwills, he would already be signed...but no, he had to act all professional and throw a logical presentation from his observation. Come on Ray Ray, you should have learned enough by now being in Zona.
 

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what about Tressel? I think he could do well in the Pros?
are you trying to get me to become a fan of another team? Tressel's offense would make this years Cards offense look like the Saints clicking on all cylindewrs.
 

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Haley is certain to become the next head coach AND IT IS ALL MY FAULT for posting that he would not even accept the interview. Cruel football gods looked down at me and cast some Cardinal logic my way, "Oh, little Jet, little do ye know...what made perfect sense to you will now be obliterated". Why could I have said instead, "there is no freaking way Jimmy Johnson will be our next head coach." Have you not learned by now stupid Jet, never EVER tempt the football gods with a passionate die-hard Cardinal fan feeling convinced of something. I am mud!
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I say hire no one! Coaches suck! They all suck! Haley sucks because he isnt nice! Horton's staff sucks! Jay Gruden's playoff game sucked! Lovie sucks because the Bears started so well and missed the playoffs with 10 wins. He sucks! Just abstain for a year! Shanahan sucks and McCoy SUCKS!
 

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By George, I say we hire azsouthendzone as head coach...he has the spirit I want leading this team :)

No way. I would suck too, although I would tell my offense to throw past the first down marker on 3rd down. The team would have a tough time accepting such a concept but by midseason year 2 it could work.
 
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I want to be head coach. I will hire THESMEL as my OC and Beanie will see more carries than a border town drug smuggler. I will hire DesertDawg as QB coach for Kolb and he will constantly tell him about positive vibes and moonbeams seen coming out of his butt and to btw stop sucking homie. I will also act as DC and fine my players constantly and then I will tell everyone in my presser that I really stunk it up as coach today and be the anti-Whis. I will accept blame but you will get the same product. I will not even get a coach for the OL, and just see what happens after drafting OL only past the 5th round. I promise interesting tirades and promise to beat the crap out of Carroll after he comes over to shake my hand. I promise to load up on any ex University of Texas QBs I can get my hands on and break all kinds of records, you might not like the records but I will get it done in style. I promise ASFN can serve as my acting braintrust, though I will ignore everything you say. ASFN will be my GM, but the title will be murky at best as with Graves. I promise :D
 
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I know we are not too positive about the possibilities of Haley being our head coach but I saw it mentioned he turned the invite down for the interview. If so, why the concern of him having a real shot if he does not want it

I read something very similar to this yesterday. He obviously knows how the Bidwills works so if he will not even interview with us there is a message there.
 

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