Homers: Post your excuses here

[Ed B]

Tell us how this team is still going to make the playoffs.

Let's go bump some pre-season threads if you're running low on ideas.

 

[arthurracoon]

Josh McCown (or Preston Parsons) will lead us in a comeback of epic proportons. We lose to the Browns, and go undefeated the rest of the season. We run the hot streak to the Super Bowl and win the championship!!!

GO CARDS!!!


YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DRVNFAST]

Well it's hard to argue with Ed on this one. WE SUCK .

 

[bratwurst]

Ed: Please post your excuse for being an cornholio here.

 

[b8rtm8nn]

I always chime "Superbowl!"

But I hope this team sucks enough to convince management to fire the entire coaching staff and we win the big game in 2005.

Superbowl!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by Ed B
Tell us how this team is still going to make the playoffs.

Let's go bump some pre-season threads if you're running low on ideas.

You're right Ed, this team completely STINKS!

I'm sorry I ever had any hope that the Cardinals would find any sort of success this year.

I should have listened to you Ed, please accept my forgivness.

Actually...

You should be ashamed of YOURSELF!

Everytime the Cards get beat like this, you pop off with a "see, I told you so" B.S. post like this.

Do us all a favor, and take a long walk off of a short pier.

 

[Renz]

Hey Ed! Get the f*** out of here, you troll!

 

[ajcardfan]

Originally posted by bratwurst
Ed: Please post your excuse for being an cornholio here.

I think Ed has a brain tumor that has altered his personality. That's the only plausible explanation I can think of for what used to be a pretty good guy acting like a total jerk.

 

[arthurracoon]

HEY!!!

Lets all calm down.

I think we can all agree that the Cards are not playing well right now.

Lets move on and stop calling people names.

 

[Duckjake]

Originally posted by DRVNFAST
Well it's hard to argue with Ed on this one. WE SUCK .

Wrong. We don't SUCK the Cardinals do. We're there for the team every week they only show up a couple of times a year.

 

[CardsRep03]

Man, this is brutal. No playoffs, I just tossed out my Cardinal Koolaid. Whoever was saying playoffs HAD to be kidding. I was just hoping to go .500 the rest of the way. Ummmm, after today....whew! Losing bad + Injuries....this sucks. How many times have we seen this? Like we've all said before losing close games is one thing, but these blowouts.......Uggghhh

Ed,
You haven't posted here much lately, but, what the heck do you think we should do? You're about the only one here is who is on a koolaid-free diet. I'm sure you've read what we've all said--apart from the errant playoff talk-- so I won't repeat, but, what's your cure all? Coaches, WR's, Oline, QB, entire Defense?

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by ajcardfan
I think Ed has a brain tumor that has altered his personality. That's the only plausible explanation I can think of for what used to be a pretty good guy acting like a total jerk.

I was thinking the same thing.

Why this dude doesn't get banned is beyond me.

 

[bratwurst]

Originally posted by KingofCards
I was thinking the same thing.

Why this dude doesn't get banned is beyond me.

He used to be a contributor, so maybe that has something to do with it?

He actually used to have good takes, now he's about as bad a troll as the NEM himself.

 

[arthurracoon]

Originally posted by KingofCards
I was thinking the same thing.

Why this dude doesn't get banned is beyond me.

I think the Cardinal curse has taken its toll on him, just like Frodo's ring.

He is still a fan, but has acknowledged the truth about this team.

 

[bratwurst]

Originally posted by arthurracoon
I think the Cardinal curse has taken its toll on him, just like Frodo's ring.

He is still a fan, but has acknowledged the truth about this team.

******** - he isn't acknowledging crap about this team. He's calling out the people on this board who wanted to believe that their team might do something this year.

Its one thing for all of us to be pissed off that the team sucks balls right now - its another to come here and say "I told you so" like a whining little prick.

 

[bratwurst]

Another thing - how he didn't get banned after that **** he pulled a month or so back during a game at Ryan, is completely beyond me.

 

[red desert]

Originally posted by arthurracoon
HEY!!!

Lets all calm down.

I think we can all agree that the Cards are not playing well right now.

Lets move on and stop calling people names.

Arthurrcoon -

You are a gentlman. I want my son to be just like you.

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Originally posted by bratwurst
Another thing - how he didn't get banned after that **** he pulled a month or so back during a game at Ryan, is completely beyond me.

Yeah. He really, really needs to be banned forever. He's really rubbing our noses in it.

 

[Renz]

Originally posted by bratwurst
He actually used to have good takes, now he's about as bad a troll as the NEM himself.

That's a perfect comparison. That jerk contributes nothing to this board other than to come here and rub salt in our open wounds.

And he considers himself a Cardinals fan? Ed, come down to SDS some Sunday and get the ass whippin' you deserve!

 

[arthurracoon]

Originally posted by bratwurst
******** - he isn't acknowledging crap about this team. He's calling out the people on this board who wanted to believe that their team might do something this year.

Its one thing for all of us to be pissed off that the team sucks balls right now - its another to come here and say "I told you so" like a whining little prick.

I'm one of those people he is calling out as being a homer...




and you know what?
























he was right.

Ed B was right, and he has every right to rub it back in my face.

I was wrong about this team. I believed. I still believe. But I also now acknowledge that this team is bad. Just bad.

*sigh*




BTW, in my sig, do I need to change FloridaCard to Assface?

 

[Renz]

Originally posted by arthurracoon
BTW, in my sig, do I need to change FloridaCard to Assface?

No, but you definitely need a new avatar.

 

[bratwurst]

Nice dramatic pause Arthur.

So you wanted to believe in your team, so you were misguided.

Do you really think that means you have to pay homage to Ed? Thats just stupid.

 

[LVCARDFREAK]

Originally posted by Ed B
Tell us how this team is still going to make the playoffs.

Let's go bump some pre-season threads if you're running low on ideas.

Hey ED...

Why dont you post something a little more original? All I have ever heard from you is "see I told you so" so what?

What did you tell us? The Cards will suck? WOW...what A
F*&^(*g revelation!

Come to think of it, I have never read anything from you on this board that wasnt BS in some form or other.

Your posts suck ...why not try an original thought now and again!

IDIOT!

 

[Ryanwb]

Ed is sending me instant messages asking my my address so he can fly to Arizona and kick my ass.

What a friggen loser...it is only a game you cornholio.

Can he please be banned now?

 

[green machine]

This team is bad, but I still love this team. No reason for someone to laugh at me and say "neyner neyner, you suck". That's not cool. Ed can take that crap elsewhere. I get enough of that from people around me, I don't need it from supposed Cards fans. Does Ed really enjoy doing that? I sure hope not. He's a lousy human being if he enjoys stuff like that.

Congratulations Ed, congratulations from being one of the good posters to a complete ass. The transition is complete.