Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
To hell with reality, I just wondering how this fits to his perspective on his grand conspiracy theory. I want to be entertained dammit. I have just gleaned through his infinite knowledge that it is all rigged. That means the NFL must have hit men who take out those who might reveal this conspiracy. This means that McNair was shot by the NFL for probably wanting to reveal how it is all rigged and the NFL had its hand in the OJ Simpson murders as well. This also means that field goal kickers are deadly accurate and can miss field goals by mere inches 50 yards out to satisfy the objectives of the NFL and provide a entertaining product. This means what Larry Fitzgerald does or Chris Carter did was an illusion and someone like Santonio Holmes is probably a even greater WR by never showing his ability to make such an amazing reception in a crucial moment on the biggest stage till that crucial play in the Super Bowl go ahead touchdown. This means also that the talent of players is cloaked, and like wrestlers, the Ray Lewis' of the league and Peyton Mannings are made to look good and are actually no better than the Derek Andersons. This means that some mysterious session is introduced to college players when they join the NFL to swear an oath to the conspiracy. Wait, he will say it happens in college too, so this is done in high school with players who are selected ahead of time and inducted into this wicked ploy. This means players like Theisman and others who had crucial injuries like a leg snapping in half are rigged and one can only imagine the amount of money paid to them to adhere to the script. The limits to this conspiracy dwarf my little mind and I am so happy that he has brought it to my attention