If the Rams Cut Michael Sam, Should the Cards Pick Him Up?

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To hell with reality, I just wondering how this fits to his perspective on his grand conspiracy theory. I want to be entertained dammit. I have just gleaned through his infinite knowledge that it is all rigged. That means the NFL must have hit men who take out those who might reveal this conspiracy. This means that McNair was shot by the NFL for probably wanting to reveal how it is all rigged and the NFL had its hand in the OJ Simpson murders as well. This also means that field goal kickers are deadly accurate and can miss field goals by mere inches 50 yards out to satisfy the objectives of the NFL and provide a entertaining product. This means what Larry Fitzgerald does or Chris Carter did was an illusion and someone like Santonio Holmes is probably a even greater WR by never showing his ability to make such an amazing reception in a crucial moment on the biggest stage till that crucial play in the Super Bowl go ahead touchdown. This means also that the talent of players is cloaked, and like wrestlers, the Ray Lewis' of the league and Peyton Mannings are made to look good and are actually no better than the Derek Andersons. This means that some mysterious session is introduced to college players when they join the NFL to swear an oath to the conspiracy. Wait, he will say it happens in college too, so this is done in high school with players who are selected ahead of time and inducted into this wicked ploy. This means players like Theisman and others who had crucial injuries like a leg snapping in half are rigged and one can only imagine the amount of money paid to them to adhere to the script. The limits to this conspiracy dwarf my little mind and I am so happy that he has brought it to my attention :)
 

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To hell with reality, I just wondering how this fits to his perspective on his grand conspiracy theory. I want to be entertained dammit. I have just gleaned through his infinite knowledge that it is all rigged. That means the NFL must have hit men who take out those who might reveal this conspiracy. This means that McNair was shot by the NFL for probably wanting to reveal how it is all rigged and the NFL had its hand in the OJ Simpson murders as well. This also means that field goal kickers are deadly accurate and can miss field goals by mere inches 50 yards out to satisfy the objectives of the NFL and provide a entertaining product. This means what Larry Fitzgerald does or Chris Carter did was an illusion and someone like Santonio Holmes is probably a even greater WR by never showing his ability to make such an amazing reception in a crucial moment on the biggest stage till that crucial play in the Super Bowl go ahead touchdown. This means also that the talent of players is cloaked, and like wrestlers, the Ray Lewis' of the league and Peyton Mannings are made to look good and are actually no better than the Derek Andersons. This means that some mysterious session is introduced to college players when they join the NFL to swear an oath to the conspiracy. Wait, he will say it happens in college too, so this is done in high school with players who are selected ahead of time and inducted into this wicked ploy. This means players like Theisman and others who had crucial injuries like a leg snapping in half are rigged and one can only imagine the amount of money paid to them to adhere to the script. The limits to this conspiracy dwarf my little mind and I am so happy that he has brought it to my attention :)

... but, what I don't get is why those billionaires over cigars and scotch don't agree to more equitably share the Lombardi Trophy. I mean what exactly did the Bidwill's do?
 

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LOL the stats I present actually happened, there is no opinion from me.

I hope you're young otherwise there is little excuse for your foolish obsessive ignorance

I hope you're young too and this is a teenage obsession, that will go by the wayside the day you get laid. Short of that, you are without doubt congenitally stupid and certifiable and there is nothing to be done with that.
 

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... but, what I don't get is why those billionaires over cigars and scotch don't agree to more equitably share the Lombardi Trophy. I mean what exactly did the Bidwill's do?

Oh be quiet, you are a average layperson as myself and as he pointed out lack the foresight of a intelligent billionaire to comprehend this vast array of controlled agendas on a scale far removed from our meager understanding, and being a lay person myself he needs to get... well, you summed it up beautifully because getting our attention is not worth ones time but the attention of a hot woman would be something else if one understood those parameters (by the way, don't you know that the Cowboys are secretly owned by Bidwills and the initial NFL founding fathers and he gets the profits regardless) lol
 

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Cowboys plan to add Michael Sam to practice squad

The Cowboys plan to bring in Sam for a physical and sign him to the practice squad if he passes, according to Adam Schefter of ESPN. Ian Rapoport of NFL Network reports that the Cowboys spent time today calling players to gauge their reaction to signing Sam. Apparently the reaction was what it should have been: If he can help the team, he should be signed. The Cowboys think having Sam on the practice squad could help.
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[aQUOTE=Jetstream Green;3031822]Oh be quiet, you are a average layperson as myself and as he pointed out lack the foresight of a intelligent billionaire to comprehend this vast array of controlled agendas on a scale far removed from our meager understanding, and being a lay person myself he needs to get... well, you summed it up beautifully because getting our attention is not worth ones time but the attention of a hot woman would be something else if one understood those parameters (by the way, don't you know that the Cowboys are secretly owned by Bidwills and the initial NFL founding fathers and he gets the profits regardless) lol[/QUOTE]

That's the ticket...

It's taken awhile for me to barely comprehend, but I'm now on board.

Now I understand the wry grin on Mr B, while licking his ice cream.
 
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Michael Sam's stay with the Dallas Cowboys wound up being brief.

The team announced Tuesday that the rookie defensive end has been waived from the practice squad. He joined the team on Sept. 3 after getting cut by the St. Louis Rams.
 
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I don't see a third team taking a flyer on him unless injuries makes a 4-3 team really desperate.
 

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Incredible that the SEC Defensive Player of the Year couldn't even keep a spot on a practice squad... That has to be a first??


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It is a load of crap.
Should they keep him just because he's gay? Most, a very high %, 7th round picks get cut.

Pat Tillman was Pac 10 player of the year and he was a 7th round draft pick. I didn't see any complaints about that at the time.

The difference is that Tillman showed he can play in the NFL whereas Sam, like most 7th rounders, has not.
 

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Should they keep him just because he's gay? Most, a very high %, 7th round picks get cut.

Pat Tillman was Pac 10 player of the year and he was a 7th round draft pick. I didn't see any complaints about that at the time.

The difference is that Tillman showed he can play in the NFL whereas Sam, like most 7th rounders, has not.

he didnt even get a chance to play
 
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