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BC867

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I seriously don't get everybody going with Hack-a-Dwight. Hack-a-Howard works so much better alliteration-wise.
In marketing, the less syllables the better. Especially when it is a direct take-off on Hack-a-Shaq. It wasn't Hack-an-O'Neal.

This reminds me of the prof who told his student, Sharon Sherman, "Your name is alliterate."

Afterwards, her friends asked her why she looked so depressed. She answered, "He called me illiterate." :)
 

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In marketing, the less syllables the better. Especially when it is a direct take-off on Hack-a-Shaq. It wasn't Hack-an-O'Neal.

Dwight has just as many syllables as Howard. At least it does when I say it.

If my last name was Stuff, I would name my kid Dwight. He'd grow up to be an astronaut with a lisp.
 
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Dwight has just as many syllables as Howard. At least it does when I say it.

If my last name was Stuff, I would name my kid Dwight. He'd grow up to be an astronaut with a lisp.

lol.

Steve
 
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