Latest Shaq's Twitter Comments

[abomb]

sumone just told me my beard makes me look like a serial killer

THE_REAL_POPOVICH

 

[abomb]

One line can't hurt right?

THE_REAL_LEN

 

[abomb]

I work with Kathleen Hessert, who manages Shaq’s online marketing, so technically I am spamming this boards.

Can you get Andrew a job as an intern?

 

[Andrew]

Can you get Andrew a job as an intern?

Hell freaking yes, thanks man.

 

[Andrew]

One line can't hurt right?

THE_REAL_LEN

You crossed a line with that one...

 

[JGKoblenz]

Hell freaking yes, thanks man.

You can send your resume and brief cover letter to Jacob Rosen: jrosen at sportsmediachallenge.com

 

[abomb]

You crossed a line with that one...

Just jokes.

Easily one of the worst sports' stories of the past 30 years.

 

[abomb]

Sometimes four, five, six at a time

THE_REAL_MAGIC

 

[Cheesebeef]

One line can't hurt right?

THE_REAL_LEN

damn, that's cold. funny, but cold.

the craigslist one was solid also.

 

[Andrew]

You can send your resume and brief cover letter to Jacob Rosen: jrosen at sportsmediachallenge.com

What resume? I am 21 and in college, I haven't even had a "real" job yet...

 

[JGKoblenz]

What resume? I am 21 and in college, I haven't even had a "real" job yet...

Are you really interested in working with online marketing?

 

[elindholm]

What resume? I am 21 and in college, I haven't even had a "real" job yet...

Wait a minute, you just said you'd been a sports fan for 21 years. You're seriously asking us to be impressed with the wisdom you gained while watching as a three-year-old?

 

[msdundee]

Wait a minute, you just said you'd been a sports fan for 21 years. You're seriously asking us to be impressed with the wisdom you gained while watching as a three-year-old?

By that time he'd already been watching for three years!

 

[D-Dogg]

Them Geico Ads aren't funny.

THE_REAL_KAMAN

 

[Cheesebeef]

Wait a minute, you just said you'd been a sports fan for 21 years. You're seriously asking us to be impressed with the wisdom you gained while watching as a three-year-old?

yeah, I actually wrote an entire post in response to that comment but then realized a) it wasn't worth my time to read anything he said back and b) really, who cares what Andrew says?

 

[abomb]

I am blowing my chance to work for Shaq

THE_REAL_ANDREW

 

[JGKoblenz]

I am blowing my chance to work for Shaq

THE_REAL_ANDREW

Yeah, based on the opinions here, I don't think he has what it takes to get the job.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I am blowing my chance to work for Shaq

THE_REAL_ANDREW

Did someone say blow?

THE_REAL_DUMAS

 

[Andrew]

Yeah, based on the opinions here, I don't think he has what it takes to get the job.

Wow, if you form your professional opinion on what some fans on a message board say, then I don't even want the job...

 

[Andrew]

Wait a minute, you just said you'd been a sports fan for 21 years. You're seriously asking us to be impressed with the wisdom you gained while watching as a three-year-old?

I never wanted to impress anyone with my comment, I was just stating a fact.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Yeah, based on the opinions here, I don't think he has what it takes to get the job.

I think you should give Andrew a shot...he really loves Shaq. I mean really loves him. The best byproduct of the Shaq trade has been Andrew's unwavering love of Shaq and sunshine and butterfly projections for the team. He would make a great PR stalker, err...rep for Shaq.

 

[abomb]

I am hilarious

THE_REAL_ASUCHRIS

 

[Mulli]

This reminds me of the old Jim Rome Show days.

RACK_HIM

 

[ASUCHRIS]

I am hilarious

THE_REAL_ASUCHRIS

Not as hilarious as untimely death jokes. Those are a laugh riot!

 

[Andrew]

I think you should give Andrew a shot...he really loves Shaq. I mean really loves him. The best byproduct of the Shaq trade has been Andrew's unwavering love of Shaq and sunshine and butterfly projections for the team. He would make a great PR stalker, err...rep for Shaq.

What the hell is wrong with you people? I can't even post here without comments about me, get over it already...