Latest Shaq's Twitter Comments

[JGKoblenz]

THE_REAL_SHAQ If you cant command then u must learn to follow, but what if u aint winning when u listen, then what???????? about 4 hours ago from txt

THE_REAL_SHAQ Whatthe hell is wrong wit da suns about 7 hours ago from txt

http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ

In case you are wondering if this is a fake profile, look in this links:

http://mashable.com/2008/11/20/shaq-on-twitter/
http://nytimes.com/2008/11/20/sports/basketball/20shaq.html

What is he trying to say about the current state of the team? He does not look pretty happy.

Edit: Fixed the links.

 

[elindholm]

Okay, I'll bite. What does this even claim to pretend to be?

 

[DeAnna]

I tryed to post the links the right way but I keep receiving this message: To be able to post links or images your post count must be 20 or greater. Just copy and past the links on the adress bar.

 

[D-Dogg]

It's not spam...read the NYT article. That's Shaq's Twitter username (though I don't know about all caps).

 

[DeAnna]

It's not spam...read the NYT article. That's Shaq's Twitter username (though I don't know about all caps).

No, his 1st post on this board and it's pimping Shaq's twitter site? That's spam.

 

[D-Dogg]

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/...hort-extreme-makeover-don-cherry-edition.aspx

 

[abomb]

Dont fake the funk on the nasty dunk.

Sincerely,

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[D-Dogg]

No, his 1st post on this board and it's pimping Shaq's twitter site? That's spam.

Only Shaq could spam his twitter site.

Spam would be the guy pimping his OWN twitter site, not Shaqs.

Shaq's twitter stuff is ridiculously weird, and has been written about all over.

I can't access twitter from work, but if those are actually what he posted, then it's an interestingly odd topic. Shaq is bashing his team from his twitter page?

 

[abomb]

To Buss: Pay me, MFer!

Sincerely,

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[D-Dogg]

Dont fake the funk on the nasty dunk.

Sincerely,

THE_REAL_SHAQ

To Buss: Pay me, MFer!

Sincerely,

THE_REAL_SHAQ

 

[D-Dogg]

This was funny stuff from the link I posted--the bold is the Shaq twitter post, the other is the writer's comment on it.

You can see Shaq's Twitter page here, but here are some recent highlights on THE_REAL_SHAQ. (Note: They have not been edited.)

"ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM"
It's a fair bet Shaq did not pass up McDonald's No. 21.


"what do u call a guy wit 4 rings , i know THE REAL SUPERMAN Aka"
This entry cuts off right there. Either Shaq had to jet or didn't realize the a.k.a. is supposed to go before his nickname.

"On my way to practice, running late and i got stop by the cops, aaaaaaaggh"
So much for that post-NBA career in law enforcement.

"THE WIZARDS HAVE ALOTTA INJURIES"
Apparently, Shaq is not reading Gibert Arenas's blog.

"I was on oprah winfrey today, i love oprah, shes my idol"
Big Aristotle makes a play for a new demographic of fans.

"I just texted gary payton, one of the greatest point guards ever"
The 980 followers of this page (and counting) anxiously await the moment that The Glove texts back.

"SHAQ"
Just in case you forgot.

 

[abomb]

Where my Mulli at?

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TIMEOUT!

THE_REAL_WEBBER

********
I gots kids to feed

THE_REAL_SPREE

 

[D-Dogg]

Bof teams DID play hard

The_REEL_SHEED

 

[D-Dogg]

Practice?? You talkin bout PRACTICE??

THE_REAL_AI

 

[D-Dogg]

Where all the white women at?

THE_REAL_KOBE


figured I'd do it before someone else did

 

[Bufalay]

Where my Mulli at?

********
TIMEOUT!

THE_REAL_WEBBER

********
I gots kids to feed

THE_REAL_SPREE

keep em coming

 

[JGKoblenz]

I think now we know where ESPN's TrueHoop is getting his posts.

Link: myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-37-16/Forlorn-Sun--via-Twitter.html

 

[JGKoblenz]

No, his 1st post on this board and it's pimping Shaq's twitter site? That's spam.

I work with Kathleen Hessert, who manages Shaq’s online marketing, so technically I am spamming this boards.

 

[D-Dogg]

I'm going to start calling it a Sunspension if you don't stop the palaver...

THE_REAL_STERN

 

[D-Dogg]

Anythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing is poooooooooooooooooosiiiiiiiiiiiiiible!!!!! Just look at Paul Pierce's knee!

THE_REAL_KG

 

[D-Dogg]

A penny saved is a penny earned

THE_REAL_SARVER

 

[abomb]

OMG Sarver just put some more picks on Craigslist

THE_REAL_PORTLAND_GM

 

[abomb]

This reminds me of the old Jim Rome Show days.

 

[abomb]

Whos laughing now?

THE_REAL_DANTONI

 

[abomb]

I'm an NBA Exec? O RLY?

THE_REAL_MICHAEL_JORDAN