Here is how the typical conversation between Mike and Robert/Steve Kerr would go:
Mike: We are going with a break-neck pace, and worry about D later
Robert: TO HELL YOU WILL... I write your checks, you do what I say.. I OWN you..
Steve: you ruined OUR team, I will be dammed if you ruin OUR college! It starts and ends with Defense, how many times do I have to prove this..
Mike: does anyone have a gun? NO seriously.. anyone, this CAN NOT be happening... where's MY steve..
This would be followed by Mike "tricking" Horne into fouling someone every time they had a lead with under 10 seconds remaining, to ensure they lost, and then flipping Robert and Steve off as he walks off the court with more satisfaction that one could imagine...
PLEASE let this happened!
PLEASE PLEASE let this somehow happend!