Movie quotes you like to say

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Christ Linderbee, you need to resign yourself from this thread. :)
 

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"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time." - Tommy Boy (one of my favaorite movies for quotes)

Nice. Tommy Boy is full of them.


"I'm just checking the specs...on the inline...I'm an idiot"

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesnt pick up. If it does Im gonna to be over there and shove an oar up your ass!"

"I'm picking up your sarcasm. "

"Two, four, niner, five, six, seven... "

"Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?"
"What kind of hotel is this?"

I like Liar Liar

"The pen is BLUUUUUUUEEEE!"

"Well, thats because you have ***********...boobs..knockers!"

"You're my boy blue!" -- Old School

I use a lot of Chris Rock quotes as well.
 
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"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

I like Mel Brooks movies.
 

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Thank you very little. :)

I just didn't want to be the one that bragged about how it great it was (my favorite comedy) and have her come back complainin'.
 

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Movie?

Movie?

Blazing Saddles? I've never seen it. :(

movie?

I know it, can't think of what movie it's from.

See previous.

movie?

movie?


/loser

good god woman! have you ever seen ANY classic comedy?

mine's from Caddyshack.
 

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good god woman! have you ever seen ANY classic comedy?

mine's from Caddyshack.

She can no longer blame inexposure either. She can watch most of these movies at our house.
 

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mine was from South Park.
 

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Used to use...

Do NOT go in there...... WOOO.
from Ace Ventura as well.
 

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Linder likes to say:

"What's my vector, Victor"

She'd better not ask what movie that is from....
 

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I use this one very often: "You wuz serious 'bout that?" (Joe Pesci - My Cousin Vinny)
 

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Linder likes to say:

"What's my vector, Victor"

She'd better not ask what movie that is from....
Oh, how could I forget that. Actually my favorite line from that movie is - "Roger, Roger." I say that when I get requests at work.
 

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"Work, work, work, work, work, work, work.......Hello, boys!" is a workplace classic.

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my friends and I could probably go our entire lives having conversations where the sentences are solely pulled from 5 movies: Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Airplane, Caddyshack and Fletch.

Just an example, when I texted my buddy in North Carolina about eh Suns trade yesterday, he didn't respond with a "Yes!" Or "Great Trade!" He responded with: "I love your body, Larry". What's even funnier? When the Cards finally won the division and i got a text at the final gun from another friend that didn't say "We finally did it!" or "About time!". Again, it was "I love your body, Larry."

It's like we speak movie-nese to eachother. Anyone else do this with their friends?

another big one amongst us in from The Dream Team (and a personal favorite of mine):

Big inning.
 

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A coworker and I used to pass the slow time working at a video rental store pulling quotes so the other person could guess what movie it was from.

I use quite a few quotes all the time depending on the situations but I couldn't think of any regular quotes except one.

When asked how much something is worth: "Five thousand dollars, my man." ~12 Monkeys


Another great quotable movie is Fight Club.

"On a long enough time line the survival rate for everyone drops to zero"
 
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my friends and I could probably go our entire lives having conversations where the sentences are solely pulled from 5 movies: Blazing Saddles, Animal House, Airplane, Caddyshack and Fletch.

Just an example, when I texted my buddy in North Carolina about eh Suns trade yesterday, he didn't respond with a "Yes!" Or "Great Trade!" He responded with: "I love your body, Larry". What's even funnier? When the Cards finally won the division and i got a text at the final gun from another friend that didn't say "We finally did it!" or "About time!". Again, it was "I love your body, Larry."

It's like we speak movie-nese to eachother. Anyone else do this with their friends?

another big one amongst us in from The Dream Team (and a personal favorite of mine):

Big inning.

Absolutely. A friend of mine and I always speak Office Space / Big Lebowski / Coneheads.

I talk like that to my wife all the time too, but she never gets it.
 

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