Movie quotes you like to say

[D-Dogg]

Don't grow corn.

Regan is the least-known funniest comedian of the last 3 decades. I think he was maybe too clean for networks to take seriously, but I'd pay $50 to go see Regan before I'd pay $10 to go see Seinfeld. Maybe only Chris Rock has been as consistently funny the past 10 years, and even Rock can be hit-and-miss.

I've seen him live twice at the Improv (he now only plays arenas, I think). Those were two of the most enjoyable and painful trips to the Improv...painful because Regan is the type of comedian that gets you on a laughing treadmill...he builds them so well. My stomach was killing me (it's killing me) from laughing so much without breathing. I have two of his shows on my ipod, and I listen to them about every other month..even though I could deliver them myself. Very, very funny guy.

"And no more happiness."

 

[Savage58]

One of my faves.

"Shut up BITCH! Go make me a turkey pot pie!"

"What about you dad?"

And yes I actually say that to my wife, she gets it and find me hilarious, THANK GOD!

 

[Savage58]

"Are you gonna do somethin, or just stand their and bleed."

Best thread idea ever btw

 

[Chaz]

One of my faves.

"Shut up BITCH! Go make me a turkey pot pie!"

"What about you dad?"

And yes I actually say that to my wife, she gets it and find me hilarious, THANK GOD!

Great quotable movie.

"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social"

 

[Linderbee]

One of my faves.

"Shut up BITCH! Go make me a turkey pot pie!"

"What about you dad?"

And yes I actually say that to my wife, she gets it and find me hilarious, THANK GOD!

Best thread idea ever btw

No, Dad....What about YOU??
(even I know these)

Oh, and thanks! I thought it might be kind of fun.

 

[Heucrazy]

I use this all the time with my employees.

"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"

"Lollygaggers!"

 

[Mulli]

I use this all the time with my employees.

"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"

"Lollygaggers!"

Awesome!!

 

[Gaddabout]

"You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!"

"Lollygaggers!"

Bull Durham.

Best. Sports movie. Ever.

 

[Mulli]

Bull Durham.

Best. Sports movie. Ever.

Not saying much.

 

[schutd]

Stripes:
"There was one?" anytime im totally lost in a convo
"Have that removed" anytime I trip on something
"You cant go, all the plants are gonna die!" anytime someone leaves a room

Usual Suspects:
"Is that the one about the hooker with dysentery?"

Night Shift:
"Call Starkist"
"Radical chuck, Radical" Apparently, when I was a teen (like 14, shessh!), I passed out on my neighbors sofa when his folks were out of town. At one point, I woke, yakked all over his living room carpet, said this line, and passed back out.

Dr Detroit:
"You like shrimp? We got a whole mess a shrimp down here."

Animal House:
"Pre med, pre law, whats the difference?"
"90% Rayon!"
I could do pretty much this whole movie

Fast Times:
The entire effin thing

I seriously have entire convos with my old college roomate using nothing but movie quotes and song lyrics.... I cant even scratch the surface off the top of my head, however, one more just popped in.

Aliens:
"Game over, man. We're toast"

Weird Science:
"You think theyre happy being catatonic in a closet?"
"He wont you know. He wont stand for baloney."

 

[Chaplin]

Copen taco.

 

[Gaddabout]

The humor of movies like Animal House mostly misses me. Even when I understand it, just doesn't strike me as quotable save for a small handful of lines.

 

[Linderbee]

The humor of movies like Animal House mostly misses me. Even when I understand it, just doesn't strike me as quotable save for a small handful of lines.

Haven't seen it.

 

[abomb]

Haven't seen it.

-1.

You are on thin ice.

 

[Stout]

The humor of movies like Animal House mostly misses me. Even when I understand it, just doesn't strike me as quotable save for a small handful of lines.

Heathen

 

[Heucrazy]

Usual Suspects: "He'll flip you, flip you for real."

Snatch: "You like dawgs?"

Tropic Thunder: "You can't go full ******."

 

[Gaddabout]

Tropic Thunder: "You can't go full ******."

Dang. Beat me to it.

More Tropic Thunder:

I'm a rooster illusion.

Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!

Somebody said they were close to me?

I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point!

My fist is going to be so far up your s***hole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Haven't seen it.

Wow. Just wow.

Aliens:
"Game over, man. We're toast"

That's a great one.

 

[azmike74]

"I'm going to mind my own damn business, that's where I'm going."

and

"Shoulda never married that white woman"

Both from House Party (my wife is really fond of the second quote )

 

[puckhead]

Haven't seen it.

Your score:

Zero...point...zero.

 

[puckhead]

"Yo, Beth-babe! Take some grease, chomp it on some butter 'n drag it through the garden."

"Black, like my men."

"Over Macho Grande? I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

"Oh, Scraps is a boy dog!"

"Do you like gladiator movies?"

 

[puckhead]

Aliens:
"Game over, man. We're toast"

That's a great one.

And this:

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

 

[SuperSpck]

And this:

"They mostly come out at night. Mostly."

Get away from her YOU BITCH!

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Get away from her YOU BITCH!

Allright, sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill! Aholes and elbows!

 

[PortlandCardFan]

when something goes wrong "I picked the wrong time to stop dropping acid"

when someone owe's me money "I want my two dollars"

when someone laughs at me "laugh it up fuzzball"

when someone acts tough "calm down Francis"

when I do something spectacular "IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!"