Movie quotes you like to say

[dreamcastrocks]

'Bueller' gets some play around the house too.

 

[Dback Jon]

when something goes wrong "I picked the wrong time to stop dropping acid"

when someone owe's me money "I want my two dollars"


when someone acts tough "calm down Francis"

I use those as well.

 

[PortlandCardFan]

"SILENCE!!! I kill you!"

 

[Linderbee]

I use those as well.

To all of you in shock that I haven't seen Animal House...you can now start blaming dcr. He knows I haven't seen this stuff, yet we rarely watch movies, and when we do, it's new stuff.

 

[AzCards21]

I do a lot of quoting of comedian Brian Regan, personally.

That guy is incredibly funny! Saw him in Tempe once, great show. "Had to shut er down" is quite useful at work even if nobody knows it's a quote.

I'm surprised at the lack of Full Metal Jacket stuff.

Why are you not stomping <insert name>'s f-ing guts out!

You think your funny private joker?

And of course Arnie- Get to the choppa!

 

[Cheesebeef]

oh yeah, this is a great one from Blazing Saddles, but if people don't know you, they'd probably think you were mighty strange:

"I like rape."

that, and "Oh prairie sh*t, everybody!"

oh, and "Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

jesus, that movie's just beyond classic.

 

[schutd]

Buddy! I am gonna shoot you IN THE FACE!

 

[SuperSpck]

I'm surprised at the lack of Full Metal Jacket stuff.

My dad made me watch that movie before I enlisted. When I got to basic I was shocked how many drill sergeants used lines from the movie (and delivered them in a less convincing manner then the highly-motivating R. Lee Emery) and how many privates didn't know they were quotes.

 

[O]

hands down, this quote probably gets used once every couple days:

so, I got that going for me... which is nice.

A true classic, I use it all the yime.

I love quoting Pulp Fiction (which most can't be typed here) and Tombstone.

At the Giants game, I accidentally spit out, "I don't remember asking you a GDed thing!" at some Giants fan who interrupted my conversation. ( I did apologize)

"This is fortuitous, that means lucky."

yeah, "Correctamundo!" ala Sam Jackson style is one I yell at my right when they ask a really stupid question that should never be asked.

That IS a tasty burger.

A couple of favorites from Dr. Strangelove;

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more then ten to twenty million killed, tops. Depending on the breaks.

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard

 

[SuperSpck]

I use "I just think about Baseball" a lot, it's from the Naked Gun, and it applies in many situations.

"I was young! I needed the work!"

 

[Cheesebeef]

I use "I just think about Baseball" a lot, it's from the Naked Gun, and it applies in many situations.

"I was young! I needed the work!"

"nice beaver!" can always be thrown in with the utmost of ease.

 

[Cheesebeef]

oh, and this is a new one I'm throwing from Major League out to my friends who are just starting to have babies:

"How's your wife and my kid?"

 

[Assface]

oh, and this is a new one I'm throwing from Major League out to my friends who are just starting to have babies:

"How's your wife and my kid?"

I love that one. Also, I consider it a good day any time I can work Jobu in to a conversation.

 

[Cheesebeef]

I love that one. Also, I consider it a good day any time I can work Jobu in to a conversation.

yeah, "F u Jobu" or "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill" are pretty easy to throw out as well.

 

[Jersey Girl]

One of my faves.

"Shut up BITCH! Go make me a turkey pot pie!"

"What about you dad?"

And yes I actually say that to my wife, she gets it and find me hilarious, THANK GOD!

OMG, my sister and I say this all the freaking time, except we start off with "Stupid, worthless, no good, *******, freeloading son of a bitch. ********, big mouth, know-it-all, cornholio, jerk. You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."

We actually quote a ton of crap from that movie.

yeah, "F u Jobu" or "Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill" are pretty easy to throw out as well.

LOL! LOVE that movie. We say "Jobu needs a refill" a ton.

We also yell "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!" from The Ref. And "Are you not entertained?!" from Gladiator.

There are others. Just haven't hung out with the fam in a while. Lost a lot of my movie quoting ability when I moved here and started hanging out with people who thought I was weird because they had no idea what I was talking about a lot of the time.

 

[Pariah]

"I don't know if you know who I am; I'm kind of a big deal."

 

[UncleChris]

Never rub another man's rhubarb. - Keaton/Nicholson Batman

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. - Caddyshack

Ramming Speed!!!! - Animal House

Ya F***ed up!!! Ya trusted us!!!! - Animal House

You're woobie's lookin' bad, bud - Mr. Mom

It's all in the reflexes - Big Trouble In Little China

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!!!! Back to the Future.


And about 10 jillion others......

 

[SuperSpck]

[English accent] Sure once, but that... was a long time ago.

 

[Gaddabout]

You're woobie's lookin' bad, bud - Mr. Mom

2x20, 2x21 ... whatever it takes.

 

[Cheesebeef]

2x20, 2x21 ... whatever it takes.

i was going to post that but was too lazy.

my other favorite exchange from that movie happened in the same scene:

Keaton: Hey, want a beer?
Mull: It's eight O'Clock in the morning.
Keaton:... Scotch?

 

[Cheesebeef]

oh, and this gem from Rocky 4:

"If I's can change.... and you's can change... EVERYBODY can change!!!!!!!"

 

[Mulli]

I like this exchange:

Adrian!

What?

Catch me!


I don't know if that took place when Hulk Hogan beat up Rocky. But I laugh at it all the time.

 

[Cheesebeef]

oh yeah, another from Rocky (3):

"Ding! Ding!"

 

[Mulli]

oh yeah, another from Rocky (3):

"Ding! Ding!"

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[Bada0Bing]

In my best russian accent:

"I must break you!"