Earl Watson and Bonzi wells aren't attractive players?
Earl Watson? I mean, sure, I guess he deserves a spot in the league, but come on. He shot 37% from the field last year. He's a high-energy backup point guard, but that's it.
"We'd like you to trade us O'Neal for Gasol."
"You must be joking. O'Neal is 10 times as valuable as Gasol."
"Well, okay, we'll also throw in Earl Watson."
"(click)"
Wells is a funny case. Not too long ago, he looked like he might be on the verge of an All-Star team. Now he just seems lost. But I was exaggerating when I said he didn't have any value.
Big Jake is a restricted free agent also. You really can't be traded unless he's re-signed.
Right, and there are all sorts of restrictions on sign-and-trading RFAs.
In the end I suspect that if Shaquille O'Neal is traded it will be to the Dallas Mavericks or as part of a complex multi-team trade.
I think that's a good bet. Well, that or my Portland idea, the brilliance of which is evidently lost on you peons.