Opening Day is upon us! Dbacks vs. Rockies series thread

[PHXSportsFan4]

Trust me kid, my hatred of that ******** of a state spans far beyond my time on the board.

I hate Indiana as much as it sounds like you hate Colorado. And I'm stuck living here for now at least

 

[Linderbee]

Trust me kid, my hatred of that ******** of a state spans far beyond my time on the board.

Kid?? I'm like, a million years older than you!

I know, I was just kidding. Just not used to seeing you so passionately angry on a subject. You're usually pretty even-tempered.

 

[Phxchris1989]

Scotty! way to go dude!

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

Woo hoo we get out of the jam as the Rockies leave two on. Top 9 8-6 D-Backs. Let's get some insurance runs

 

[Linderbee]

Woo hoo we get out of the jam as the Rockies leave two on. Top 9 8-6 D-Backs. Let's get some insurance runs

That would be fantastic.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

That commercial with the humidor thing was lame. (on FSN Rocky Mountain)

 

[Phxchris1989]

Yes, Valverde was good for the first part of the year last year, but I'd rather have a non-save situation heading into the walk-off homerun inning!

 

[Phxchris1989]

That commercial with the humidor thing was lame. (on FSN Rocky Mountain)

I was about to say the same, it's like the make fun out of cheating at the game.

 

[Diamondback Jay]

Agreed! There is no team more annoying than the Rockies, too me at least. Dodgers,Padres and Giants are annoying as hell, but I really do hate the Rockies.

I've been through Colorado 4 times (each driving from AZ to South Dakota to visit grandparents) and I hate it!

Know the difference between Colorado and a Bowel Movement Stain?

If you wipe your ass enough times, the Bowel Movement Stain eventually goes away.

 

[Phxchris1989]

Ha! man, you really hate Colorado! Can't say I blame you.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

Outside of the nice looking Rocky Mountains, I don't think much of Colorado either. Then again you can always go to other states to see the Rocky Mountains.

 

[Phxchris1989]

Well, it's going to be a nail bitter of a bottom inning. Heart of the rockies lineup vs. Papa Grande. I'm not much of a praying man, but I'll be praying then.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

Ramirez makes quick work of the D-Backs in the top of the 9th. Let's hope Valverde can close it out. Bottom 9th, 8-6 D-Backs.

 

[Linderbee]

Let's get some insurance runs

so much for that...

 

[Diamondback Jay]

Kid?? I'm like, a million years older than you!

I know, I was just kidding. Just not used to seeing you so passionately angry on a subject. You're usually pretty even-tempered.

A million years?? Pfft.. Please.. You just turned 21.. You're 7 years YOUNGER than me.

I am pretty even tempered and mild natured by a fault. The state of Colorado's one of those things that gets me worked up.. If I had my way, I'd sell it to the Russians to pay off the part of the National Debt and be done with it. Most of the damned state wishes they were in Arizona anyway.

Seriously, I can't stand anything about that state. I hate their pathetic baseball team, their mile high air, the humidors (which I wish the governor of the state would shove up his ass and float the hell away), that buck-toothed, Mr. Ed lookalike piece of crap John Elway, most of the women there, the education system (especially the Universities there) which trains you to learn nothing more than how to write your telephone number on a bathroom wall, the corrupt, f'd up law system, and that thug infested pile of crap basketball team named after the chunks most leave in the commode after a night of wing eating. Oh, and the ******* that live there? Don't even get me started on them. Now only if the rest of the state would turn in to a gigantic damn nugget so I could pull the plug, flush the commode and send them in to the abyss.

 

[Phxchris1989]

I hate Denver, I'll tell you that. Denver is so freaking crime ridden.

 

[Linderbee]

wow...

let's change the subject, then, okay?

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

this is inspiring me to make a thread "Your most hated state"

I think it would be interesting.

 

[Phxchris1989]

Where the hell did Valverdes second pitch to Helton miss? Seriously. Ump sucks balls.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

I hate Denver, I'll tell you that. Denver is so freaking crime ridden.

True, but all big cities are.

 

[PHXSportsFan4]

Great. Leadoff 2B by Helton.

 

[Phxchris1989]

this is inspiring me to make a thread "Your most hated state"

I think it would be interesting.

On these boards, it would probably be a tie between Colorado and California.

 

[Linderbee]

this is inspiring me to make a thread "Your most hated state"

I think it would be interesting.

Oh, that would turn into a giant ugly-fest real fast. I'll be staying out of that one if you make it. People are VERY defensive of their home states.

 

[Diamondback Jay]

LOL Linda, it's ok.. I'm actually enjoying talking crap about that puss bubble of a state.

 

[Phxchris1989]

Oh, that would turn into a giant ugly-fest real fast. I'll be staying out of that one if you make it. People are VERY defensive of their home states.

Pfft, not me. I'm from Maryland (born and raised in Hagerstown) and you can put that crap state down as much as you want.