Police find Vikings RB with kit to beat drug tests

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Smith detained after police found elaborate kit



GREGG AAMOT / Associated Press
Posted: 27 minutes ago

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.


Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which he said was "for making a clean urine test." In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled "cleansing formula."

Smith told police he was taking the kit to his cousin. The police report didn't say where Smith was traveling.

Minnesota Vikings coach Mike Tice told the Star Tribune, which first reported the story Wednesday, that he didn't know about Smith being detained and had no comment.

On Wednesday, a Vikings spokesman had no comment. Smith's agent, Douglas Hendrickson, didn't immediately return a message left at his office.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said league rules state that failing to cooperate with a drug test was the same as failing it, but he wasn't sure whether there was any penalty for possessing a device designed to beat such a test. Smith was suspended last season for four games after testing positive for marijuana. It was his second "strike" in the NFL's substance-abuse program. He would earn a yearlong suspension for a third violation. In 2000, Smith was kicked out of Tennessee for using marijuana. He finished his college career at Oregon. Smith rushed for 579 yards as a rookie and led the Vikings last season with 544 yards.




Come on man... if you can't put the weed down long enough to make a few million bucks, then I say ban em for life for being STUPID
 

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Come on anybody with a "whizzinator" can't be all bad. :biglaugh:

That's just unreal, you'd think any sort of "device" intended to defeat a drug test would constitute a failed test.

I guess we know now why they never dealt Bennett since they obviously knew about this.
 

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Now...why...

...hasn't anyone chose "The Whizzinator" for a board name?

"I whiz, therefore, I am."
 

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What a dummy. Some people just dont realize the opertunity they have to be in the NFL... To just waste it ove some freakin weed GAWD! :bang:
 

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Redheart said:
...hasn't anyone chose "The Whizzinator" for a board name?

"I whiz, therefore, I am."

More like "I whiz, therefore, I is."

Gotta rhyme it, man :thumbup:
 

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Looks like Bennet isn't going to be playing elsewhere this upcoming season.
 

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And for those who needed even more information...

The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe, the user fills the bag with a precisely measured amount of water blended with the urine powder to create a clean sample. When the user takes a drug test in front of an observer, the water is released through the prosthetic with a valve (the instructions recommend the user cough to hide the sound of the valve unsnapping).

On its website, manufacturers of The Original Whizzinator market the instrument as an "undetectable,"foolproof" and "re-usable" urinating device.

Like other professional sports leagues, the NFL administers random drug tests to players.

According to Aiello, the NFL's testing guidelines include having the player take his shirt off and pull his pants down below his knees in front of an observer.

Smith, 24, was kicked off the University of Tennessee football team in 2000 for marijuana use and finished his college career at Oregon. Scouts considered him one of the top running backs available in the 2003 draft, but questions about his past drug use and character dropped him to the fourth round.

I wonder if the prosthetic comes in a variety of colors and sizes?
 

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Redheart said:
I wonder if the prosthetic comes in a variety of colors and sizes?
Of course they do, that's how he was busted a customs officer peaked in on smith while in the can and Smith had on his 3 inch white guy's piece!
 

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Didn't Joey need one of these on a Friends' episode?
 
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Dang...you must have problems when you get paid lotsa of money to play a game and yet go out and carry a fake penis to smoke pot...
 

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Lol!

That article reminded me of the old joke, you know, the one with the punchline that ends "I am sorry, all larger sizes only come in black..."

Sorry if that sounds "racist", but I have never heard a black-guy complain about that steriotype...regardless, no offense intended.
 

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I thought they came in 3 sizes, small, medium, and liar.
 

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Djaughe said:
Dang...you must have problems when you get paid lotsa of money to play a game and yet go out and carry a fake penis to smoke pot...
Yeah, but he hollowed it out and uses it as a bong, too. So he's got that going for him.

Gives new meaning to "***********."
 

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I once knew a gal who had a fake penis. As a matter of fact, she had a bunch of em. Kept em in a gun rack above her bed. Had me put in some high voltage outlets to plug em into. The ones with the kick starters were kinda noisy though. When she really got going one night, she knocked one of em out of the gun rack. Fell on the cat. Kilt him. Little bit a irony there huh?
 

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Mulli808 said:
Didn't Joey need one of these on a Friends' episode?

He had an acting gig and the guy he was supposed to play wasn't circumsized... so they had to... make him not be circumsized :thumbup:

:friendsaddict:

ps - wow, this guy should put down the weed for a bit, make some money, then do whatever he wants when he's done in the NFL
 

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LoyaltyisaCurse said:
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/forms/whiz11.htm

This is unbelievable...O. Smith is a Moron, I am glad Cards never tried to get him, like I wanted last season.

I don't know why anyone's surprised by this, alot of guys in the NFL and all sports for that matter, smoke pot and yes even some on the Cards. It is funny that he got caught with a kit, though. He should've just drank that crap you can buy a Trails...
 

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Mulli808 said:
Didn't Joey need one of these on a Friends' episode?

He was playing a character that hadn't been circumcised, so they "fashioned" an appendage for the end of his, um, unit, that would make it look like he hadn't been. It was made out of some sort of lunch meat.

During the audition, he had to drop his pants, and while he was standing there, it fell off. Absolutely hilarious.
 
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