R I S E ___ U P ___ D A R K ___ S I D E (2022)

[az jam]

I don't get it. I thought this thread was set up purposely years ago for those who really want to vent from a negative perspective on the Cards' actions (be it a game, a player, GM. HC or whatever). So someone comes to this thread and rips the posters for being negative???

 

[tnmike]

Just can't help yourself. Whining about darksiders in the dark side thread is like pissing in someone's living room and claiming it's their bathroom when they get upset.

Incontinence can rear it's ugly head at the most inopportune times

 

[slanidrac16]

I don't get it. I thought this thread was set up purposely years ago for those who really want to vent from a negative perspective on the Cards' actions (be it a game, a player, GM. HC or whatever). So someone comes to this thread and rips the posters for being negative???

Some can’t stop hearing “ Somewhere Over the Rainbow” no matter where they are.

 

[tnmike]

Some can’t stop hearing “ Somewhere Over the Rainbow” no matter where they are.

For me it's this song

 

[PACardsFan]

You are in the Dark Side thread...

Just wait for the upcoming 5 win season if you want to see things get negative.

I try to stay positive until it actually does go south. Don't worry, if it's a 5 win season, I'll have my pitchfork handy.

 

[PACardsFan]

Just can't help yourself. Whining about darksiders in the dark side thread is like pissing in someone's living room and claiming it's their bathroom when they get upset.

Yes, I couldn't help myself You win this one.

 

[Stout]

Yes, I couldn't help myself You win this one.

Ha, no scoreboard needed, my friend.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

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[QuebecCard]

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There are no OSCARS for Darksiders, just more wallowing in primordial ooze.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

I don't understand the darkside mentality and hopefully you guys can help shed some light. Since coming to Arizona our beloved Cards have had 7 winning seasons. 4 of those have been under Keim.

Thanks for the history lesson. Care to guess how many playoff wins he has in the last 9 seasons? (Hint - you can count it on one finger)

In fact I will make the claim that he is the greatest GM the the Cards have ever had in their entire 100+ year history.

Poverty franchise.

Further, the past 10 years have been the greatest 10 year stretch in team history as well.

ONE PLAYOFF WIN IN 9 YEARS. In a league renowned for parity, a league where teams can succeed in Green Bay and Buffalo, we desperately need to raise the bar around here. The last 10 years have been mostly bad football and unsuccessful teams.

Again, I'm curious why the "darkside" is upset and not enjoying what is literally a golden era for the Cards.

Because we're consistently bad, and this ain't.

So again, why so glum friends?

Blast from the past, welcome back!

 

[Stout]

There are no OSCARS for Darksiders, just more wallowing in primordial ooze.

You're in the wrong place, hombre. Take your pollyanna crap out of here by sundown, partner.

 

[QuebecCard]

You're in the wrong place, hombre. Take your pollyanna crap out of here by sundown, partner.

A John Wayne drawl would make this perfect, and so-so scary.

 

[TRW]

A John Wayne drawl would make this perfect, and so-so scary.

Nah, he'd have had to use pilgrim not hombre

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Deandre Hopkins to the team and the fans:

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[Realist Cards Fan]

love it just a cards thing to happen. AJ Brown trade might have been a better investment? size/height speed and a #1 WR

 

[Stout]

Man, I was starting to feel better after the draft about this team. Then...well, I suppose it's on me for starting to think positively lol Sorry, board. Sorry, ASFN! This one's on Stout.

 

[oaken1]

Man, I was starting to feel better after the draft about this team. Then...well, I suppose it's on me for starting to think positively lol Sorry, board. Sorry, ASFN! This one's on Stout.

Hollywood is 1 inch shorter than AB, who was considered the best WR in the NFL a few years back.
We are gonna be fine....and then we get the luxury of inserting a healthy DHop into our offense mid season.

 

[Stout]

Hollywood is 1 inch shorter than AB, who was considered the best WR in the NFL a few years back.
We are gonna be fine....and then we get the luxury of inserting a healthy DHop into our offense mid season.

Sure, because we have Hollywood and...Hollywood and...Bueller, Bueller...

 

[oaken1]

Sure, because we have Hollywood and...Hollywood and...Bueller, Bueller...

Green, ertz, moore...Moore....

Not gonna look much different than last season except kyler will get the ball to brown in space rather than the jump balls that went to Hop.
We also get mad Maxx back...we have plenty of weapons

 

[BullheadCardFan]

Man, I was starting to feel better after the draft about this team. Then...well, I suppose it's on me for starting to think positively lol Sorry, board. Sorry, ASFN! This one's on Stout.

It's obvious that we can't have nice things

 

[tnmike]

It's obvious that we can't have nice things

Oh the shame

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Hollywood is 1 inch shorter than AB, who was considered the best WR in the NFL a few years back.
We are gonna be fine....and then we get the luxury of inserting a healthy DHop into our offense mid season.

I love this narrative. That getting back our #1 receiver - the guy whose absence a bunch of posters blamed all our woes on last year, is now a “luxury.”

 

[oaken1]

I love this narrative. That getting back our #1 receiver - the guy whose absence a bunch of posters blamed all our woes on last year, is now a “luxury.”

If the team is clicking and winning without him....how else is there to see it?

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

If the team is clicking and winning without him....how else is there to see it?

What week of the season are we in, and what’s our record, in your world?

 

[oaken1]

What week of the season are we in, and what’s our record, in your world?

5 and 3 maybe?? doesnt seem un doable