Originally posted by Lex
BIM- stay away from the beer my friend.
You drunk, would be a very, very bad thing.
Beef- you could get therapy for your back...
but there is no cure for being Jewish! Already had surgery on the back - twice! Funny story on that - as a functioning and veteran drug user - even in the hospital - after they royally screwed up my first back surgery which led to a nasty staph infection - I was in the hospital again loaded on painkillers when an orderly came in and told they were taking my IV out and getting me ready for surgery again. I told him if he wants to take my IV out - he will have to pry it from my dead arm because they had just discovered the infection and it needed time to clean itself (like a two week period) according to one of my doctors - who apparently failed to tell the cosmetic doctor who was patching me back up - the orderly didn't believe me and I pretty much refused to give him my arm and he left the room - ten minutes later he came back and said - "What do you know - you're not having surgery today."
After two more weeks of bedrest and someone poking at the inch deep hole in my back three times a day and a string of watching the absolute worst movies of all time (I'm talking about days that went like this: Pootie Tang, Lucky Numbers, The Stupids, and GLITTER) I finally got patched back up when the infection was gone.
What's the moral or point of this story - even on drugs I'm the SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE! (makes sense though seeing as that i'm Jewish!)
Never watch GLITTER - it's worse than a Cardinals road game.