Salisbury is an douche bag!

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Okay, I have been watching NFL live on ESPN. I am that starved for football!

So Salisbury claims Plummer will have a probowl season in Denver and that Arizona is a big loser this offseason.

You heard it here first folks. Salisbury is the biggest douche on the planet and his predictiions suck. I would think that he should lose his job for all his mistakes, but ESPN isn't a real workplace. I'd just like an opportunity to smack him when the end of the season rolls around and he finds that Plummer will be just as ineffective in Denver and that the Cards will be at least a five hundred team.

Hey Salisbury......Suck on this!
 

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Originally posted by TXCardinalsFan
Okay, I have been watching NFL live on ESPN. I am that starved for football!

So Salisbury claims Plummer will have a probowl season in Denver and that Arizona is a big loser this offseason.

You heard it here first folks. Salisbury is the biggest douche on the planet and his predictiions suck. I would think that he should lose his job for all his mistakes, but ESPN isn't a real workplace. I'd just like an opportunity to smack him when the end of the season rolls around and he finds that Plummer will be just as ineffective in Denver and that the Cards will be at least a five hundred team.

Hey Salisbury......Suck on this!

I have no problem with him saying this. For all we know right now it could be true...regular season will tell the story.

My biggest issue is when these guys who are supposed to be the experts make these claims, they never once return in the same forum and say they were wrong if it indeed turns out that way. They trumpet their correct predictions but never are accountable for the blown predictions.

Email him and give him hell and tell him to stand by his prediction on air if the opposite occurs.

I emailed Trey Wingo once to air my displeasure about an obvious information mistake he made reagrding the Cards Oline. I never got a reply but he knows someone tried to enlighten him and he may have been wrong when he made his statements.
 

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Compared to Salsburys career, Plummer does look like a pro-bowler. Salbury is a media hack just trying to pump up a traditional media darling team. However, Salsbury and the media have not realized quite yet that the Broncos will not have the benefit of Elways or Davis' production. Sports media get a clue-the Broncos are 4 games above .500 without Elway. Plummer can only change that number for the worse.
 

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Re: Re: Salisbury is an douche bag!

Originally posted by AZCB34
I have no problem with him saying this. For all we know right now it could be true...regular season will tell the story.

My biggest issue is when these guys who are supposed to be the experts make these claims, they never once return in the same forum and say they were wrong if it indeed turns out that way. They trumpet their correct predictions but never are accountable for the blown predictions.

Email him and give him hell and tell him to stand by his prediction on air if the opposite occurs.

I emailed Trey Wingo once to air my displeasure about an obvious information mistake he made reagrding the Cards Oline. I never got a reply but he knows someone tried to enlighten him and he may have been wrong when he made his statements.

agreed.
 

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I believe you mean Salisbury is A douchebag:D
 
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Thanks AZ. I'll try that out. I get tired of the put downs and the lack of accountability. Maybe he'll let me smack him after the season is over.

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Yes Harpo. I originally had the title of Salisbury is an ass but changed it to douche bag. Just forgot to remove the 'n'. Just a little too pissy to tell.
 

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Well I guess we all hope that Salisbury is completely wrong.

Jake is a train wreck waiting to happen. You can see it commin' but ya can't do anything but sit back and watch it happen. After Jake throws one too many INTS in Denver the downward spiral will begin.

When it's all over, the Bronco fans will think Griese was a hall of famer compared to Plummer.

And then and ONLY THEN Salisbury can cover himself with A-1 sauce on camera at ESPN and admit he doesn't have a clue.
 

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Are you Italian Tx???

And just for the record, could you tell me who/what Salsbury's parents were?

human? grocery bag? tea bag? The spontaneous generation of ammonia and water? What?
Inquiring minds would be interested to know?

Well....maybe not...skip it. :D
 

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I don't know why I punish myself watching such drivel. They do a half-way decent segment on Blake & they then follow it up with predicting that Plummer will go to the Pro Bowl & that the Cardinals had the worst off-season of any team in the league. They arrived at that because we lost Boston (Crackhead), Sanders (has hands like Roberto Duran), Jenkins (never met a football that he couldn't fumble), Plummer (couldn't throw a football through wet toilet paper), and lastly Lassiter (too old, too slow). HOW STUPID CAN THESE GUYS BE!!!!!!!! As bad as they were with all of the above, could they possibly be worse. They make it sound as though our receiving corp all graduated from St. Agnes School for the Blind. MARK MY WORDS, our Offense will be light years better than they were last year. The Defense still has holes, but it also will be much better. I hope that McGinnis uses that 30 minute show to pump up the team. Barring catastrophic injuries, this will be a very competetive team, finishing somewhere between 7-9, 8-8, 9-7. They are going to run the ball down the 49ers & Rams throats, BET ON IT!!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by mattyboy
if boston has a good season will you at least admit that we could have used him?

ANY NFL team could use Boston having a good year. My question is, "Would he have a good year in AZ or would his attitude preclude it?"

Pete
 

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