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Bye Bye Coach Wade.
Survivor Tocantins - spoilers
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The dragon slayer has been slayed. Woo hoo!
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Being a Warrior myself I excused myself from the little dinner party that a bunch of pygmies was having in my honor (a sort of "roast") last night to watch my hero: Coach.
I prayed to the gods to give me strength to go without food or water or sleep for the whole episode. I was overcome with such fits of laughter, however, that it brought on an asthma attack and I wheezed so much I threw my back out and was worried I'd have permanent damage between T4 and T7. So I dragged myself out into the desert to find a branch I could steady myself with as did the ancient Vikings.
About half way threw the show I had another one of those pesky life or death encounters that make my life so dang colorfull. This one involved my kayak which beat me into unconsciousness.
But I clasped my hands in prayer as did the ancient cultures I know so very much about and went out to find someone to hear my tales so that they too will be enlightened and know how much better my life is than theirs.
Sadly there are no dragons here in the desert so instead I chanced upon a 12 foot tall javalina. I promptly slayed it. Then I gave myself a nickname because we all know that you don't, somehow, earn your nickname. I mean it isn't something that your comrades-in-arms bestow upon you. No! It is something you give yourself so everyone will know how very special you are.
But if you want to know what it is those really short Peruvians will have to beat it out of me.
Anyway, by the end of the hour last night this guy "Coach" had his fire extinguished and he walked sadly into the jungle. How could they do that? Didn't they know about his magic powers over dragon poop?
Poop!
I prayed to the gods to give me strength to go without food or water or sleep for the whole episode. I was overcome with such fits of laughter, however, that it brought on an asthma attack and I wheezed so much I threw my back out and was worried I'd have permanent damage between T4 and T7. So I dragged myself out into the desert to find a branch I could steady myself with as did the ancient Vikings.
About half way threw the show I had another one of those pesky life or death encounters that make my life so dang colorfull. This one involved my kayak which beat me into unconsciousness.
But I clasped my hands in prayer as did the ancient cultures I know so very much about and went out to find someone to hear my tales so that they too will be enlightened and know how much better my life is than theirs.
Sadly there are no dragons here in the desert so instead I chanced upon a 12 foot tall javalina. I promptly slayed it. Then I gave myself a nickname because we all know that you don't, somehow, earn your nickname. I mean it isn't something that your comrades-in-arms bestow upon you. No! It is something you give yourself so everyone will know how very special you are.
But if you want to know what it is those really short Peruvians will have to beat it out of me.
Anyway, by the end of the hour last night this guy "Coach" had his fire extinguished and he walked sadly into the jungle. How could they do that? Didn't they know about his magic powers over dragon poop?
Poop!
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very funny...
ok official predictions for tonight....
JT wins audience favorite AND/OR survivor....
ok official predictions for tonight....
JT wins audience favorite AND/OR survivor....
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good ending the right person won.
I also got a chuckle at Coach pulling out the lie detector test results to prove he wasn't lying about his stories. years ago I had to take a lie detector test to get a job, I lied on 2 answers that I considered important enough to lie on, but trivial in the bigger sense. One was have you ever used a recreational drug, I tried pot as a teenager, hated it, but I said no on the test. the other was have you ever had firsthand knowledge of employee theft and failed to report it. the job was Good Guys a store like circuit city and they had a huge employee theft problem. I'd never stolen anything myself, but I worked at a shoe store at 18 where I knew a girl occasionally stole shoes, and I never reported her.
so i lied on both answers and passed with flying colors. Not saying coach lied just saying I lost all respect for lie detector tests after that because I was a 20 year old kid scared to death during that test and yet I passed.
I also got a chuckle at Coach pulling out the lie detector test results to prove he wasn't lying about his stories. years ago I had to take a lie detector test to get a job, I lied on 2 answers that I considered important enough to lie on, but trivial in the bigger sense. One was have you ever used a recreational drug, I tried pot as a teenager, hated it, but I said no on the test. the other was have you ever had firsthand knowledge of employee theft and failed to report it. the job was Good Guys a store like circuit city and they had a huge employee theft problem. I'd never stolen anything myself, but I worked at a shoe store at 18 where I knew a girl occasionally stole shoes, and I never reported her.
so i lied on both answers and passed with flying colors. Not saying coach lied just saying I lost all respect for lie detector tests after that because I was a 20 year old kid scared to death during that test and yet I passed.
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Am glad J.T. won and I loved it when he said something like he was going to use the prize money to make more money.
I have this fear that we have not seen the last of Coach. My bet is he has an agent by now.
I have this fear that we have not seen the last of Coach. My bet is he has an agent by now.
Oh well there is always the "off" button.
Slightly off topic: I know there was an All-Star season but has there ever been a celebrity Survivor?
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Oh well there is always the "off" button.
Slightly off topic: I know there was an All-Star season but has there ever been a celebrity Survivor?
The closest thing was "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here". Survivor premise with bad production and D list celebrities. It was close to unwatchable.....but I think it is coming back this summer. I think I saw some promos for it.
Stephen just really blew it over the last two episodes. There was no reason to vote off Taj. He should have known that if Taj had somehow been able to win a final challenge she would have taken him knowing she had a better shot against him than T J. He also should not have gotten rid of coach without having TJ right along with him. A while, the best player did win when you consider those last few mistakes that Stephen made.
Actually think that was one of the more enjoyable reunion shows.
Joe
Actually think that was one of the more enjoyable reunion shows.
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