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Is it me or is this group of guys even more pathetic then the last ones that lost to a tribe of woemn.

When will they put real men on to show that men can at least compete with women lol
 

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Yeah, the guys have no clue...they started way too early getting rid of guys who'll be good come individual immunity time.

But looks like next week there migh tbe a re-shuffling of tribes, so their plan may actually have worked.

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The producers always do a good job of selecting a couple of people each season that bug me from the get-go. I can't stand Rory, the tough-guy-woman and the chic that doesn't stop talking. They bug me to the point I get frustrated with them even when they're not doing anything wrong.
 

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maddogkf said:
Eliza is hot

I'd hit that (if I was single)

I think she's average...her eyes look like they're bugging out of her head and her nose could pop a balloon it's so pointy, and don't get me started on her horse teeth. If I could duct tape her mouth shut, that would make her far more tolerable.

But as a guy, of course I'd hit it (if I was single)...I mean, we're guys...we'd hit virtually anything that has a pulse. It's like programmed into our DNA! :D
 

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Cardinal Bob said:
I think she's average...her eyes look like they're bugging out of her head and her nose could pop a balloon it's so pointy, and don't get me started on her horse teeth. If I could duct tape her mouth shut, that would make her far more tolerable.

But as a guy, of course I'd hit it (if I was single)...I mean, we're guys...we'd hit virtually anything that has a pulse. It's like programmed into our DNA! :D
:D she reminds me of Eliza Dushku who is really hot
 

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Dudes, you would definitely have to shut her up, otherwise she'd talk the ENTIRE TIME, plotting and scheming and apologizing and yap, yap, yap.

Rory is way annoying. I do like that Chad guy though. I'd hit that and I AM single! :)
 
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Dudes, you would definitely have to shut her up, :)


Dont worry jersey girl, Id have so much fun finding new ways to keep here from talking :):):)

EDIT: If I was single that is :D
 

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The women have spoken...

Goodbye, Rory! :wave:

Nice gender war we have going here. :D
 

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oh yeah - Ami's a lesbian - no wonder she didn't like Rory



http://www.southernvoice.com/2004/10-29/arts/television/tv.cfm

Survivor’ secrets
Is CBS keeping lesbians on ‘Survivor’ in the closet? Or are they staying there intentionally in order to win the game?
Friday, October 29, 2004




VIEWERS CAN TELL by looking at the cast biographies that there are two lesbians on the current season of “Survivor,” but it’s hard to be certain based on the portions aired so far on the show itself. CBS doesn’t release details about the sexual orientation of the show’s contestants unless it becomes part of the “story” on the show. But the bios of Ami Cusack and Scout Cloud Lee on the show’s Web site reveal that Cusack is in a three-year relationship with “Crissy,” and Lee lives with “Annie,” her “best friend and playmate” for the past 26 years.

For the sake of simplicity, we’re going to call them lesbians, even though they could be “bi” or “same-gender-loving” or women who just happen to be in relationships with other women. And for the sake of argument, “Crissy” and “Annie” could be men.

It’s not shocking that CBS is keeping the women’s sexual orientation a big secret, but it would be surprising if casual viewers — who don’t check the Web site or read the gay press — have no idea the women are lesbians. After all, straight castaways openly talk about their opposite-sex partners, and the guys spend plenty of time discussing and ogling the women.

THIS TRUTH ABOUT Cusack and Lee could be hidden for any number of reasons. Maybe neither has disclosed this information to their fellow cast members yet, either for personal or strategic reasons.

Another possible reason is more nebulous. What if they both came out, and all the other women supported and accepted them, and they all shared a big hug of unity around the campfire?

If that happened and CBS didn’t air it, there’s a producer who needs to be voted off the island. That two lesbians could come out and be welcomed on equal terms not only goes to show the spirit and morale of the group, but would also be inspirational for all those budding lesbians out there. They need role models to show them that they, one day, might be able to starve, cheat and lie around in a bathing suit on national television for $1 million.

After all, even future bitchy queens have first season winner Richard Hatch to look up to.

AND THERE IS A third theory. Cusack and Lee have only come out to each other and formed a secret lesbian cabal that is going to take over the island. The wise, earthy and forward Lee has posited herself as the sage of the group, and no one wants her gone, even though she’s not nearly as strong and does not work as hard as others.

Cusack, on the other hand, seems to hold some secret sway over the voting process. In the episode that aired on Oct. 14, men were allowed into their tribe.

Most of the women wanted to vote out Rory Freeman, but Cusack convinced them to vote against Travis “Bubba” Sampson instead. She claimed she saw him trying to communicate with members of the other tribe. Guess the rest of us missed that.

On the Oct. 21 episode, the ladies were going to vote off Freeman to maintain their all-female alliance. But Cusack took umbrage with an offhand remark that Lisa Keiffer made. By the end of the episode, everyone voted against Keiffer.

She may or may not be gay, but Cusack seems to be the behind-the-scenes leader of her tribe. She’s doing more than “flying under the radar,” she’s stealing the show without anyone noticing.

That’s the real story, and viewers are missing out.
 

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Re: last article - I know Scout has talked about her partner openly - not sure if Ami has.

Look like it will be an-all female finals, unless one of the guys can keep winning challenges.
 

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Everyone saw Bubba make that signal to the other tribe, this guy writing the article seems a little clueless, lol.

Scout I knew was a lesbian, but not Ami.

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IMO Scout is annoying as hell. She really hasn't participated in any challenges yet (or at least done anything to help her team win.) However, with individual immunities at stake, it would be stupid to vote her off. I think she will be in the final 3.

As far as Amy (or wtf - AmI?) is concerned, my wife and I have agreed that we think that she is a man-hating lesbian. She truly is either jealous of or despises guys. It is just kind of shocking to me because I have never met a lesbian before with a set of fake cans like that.

Julie is a hottie - she has that Pocahantos hair going for her - growl!

I still think Eliza is smoking hot.

The other girl - Leslie? - is so low key and unassuming that I really can't get a read on her.
 
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jkf296 said:
I still think Eliza is smoking hot.

Hell yeah! :thumbup:

Whats funny is there were 6 women and 4 guys and the guys were shocked one of them got voted off. How stupid were they to vote the young guy off and not twilla?
 

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swd1974 said:
Hell yeah! :thumbup:

Whats funny is there were 6 women and 4 guys and the guys were shocked one of them got voted off. How stupid were they to vote the young guy off and not twilla?
If the girls were smart, then they should next vote off Ami - she's the best female competitor, but they still would have a number advantage over the guys. But I don't think that any of those girls are capable of weaning off of Ami.
 

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jkf296 said:
IMO Scout is annoying as hell. She really hasn't participated in any challenges yet (or at least done anything to help her team win.) However, with individual immunities at stake, it would be stupid to vote her off. I think she will be in the final 3.

As far as Amy (or wtf - AmI?) is concerned, my wife and I have agreed that we think that she is a man-hating lesbian. She truly is either jealous of or despises guys. It is just kind of shocking to me because I have never met a lesbian before with a set of fake cans like that.

Julie is a hottie - she has that Pocahantos hair going for her - growl!

I still think Eliza is smoking hot.

The other girl - Leslie? - is so low key and unassuming that I really can't get a read on her.


No kidding about Ami, I almost said that in my last post..."surprised a lesbian has a pair of fakes like that..."

And Julie is the hottest out there...

You guys are crazy about Eliza...unless you find a way to shut her up, she's annoying at hell...brings her looks down in my opinion :)

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Chandler Mike said:
You guys are crazy about Eliza...unless you find a way to shut her up, she's annoying at hell...
Mike


Mike if you cant think of a way to make it impossible for her to talk you need to start watching porn and "man" up. LOL :D
 

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swd1974 said:
Mike if you cant think of a way to make it impossible for her to talk you need to start watching porn and "man" up. LOL :D

That would be impossible because if her horse teeth didn't get in the way, her needle nose might might stab you to death "down there". Add in the bug eyes and the non-stop yapping, and I change my mind...I wouldn't hit that at all.
 
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Best moment last night:

Chris talking to Chad about Chad and Sarge:

"Both of you have a leg up on me"

:biglaugh:










Survivor tidbit: Chad lost a leg to cancer, and wears an artificial one.

Chris immediately realized what he had said, and apologized - Chad told him not to worry....
 

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