Stout
Hold onto the ball, Murray!
That is not a book sir. I think it's hilarious how people no longer have a reading gene in their head and can only process a few sentences at best... "Yes Bob, I will take Dumb Down Society for $100"
Or, those who enjoy to read also get piercing headaches when trying to parse giant blocks of single-spaced text. "Yes, Bob, I'll reduce your hyperbole for $200, please."