The Office: Season 3

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great episode.

one question though. are the American and UK versions of the show using the same story lines, or have the gone in somewhat different directions yet?

you have one day...
 

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Come on guys, beer me some more quotes.

Dwight: You’ve been granted level 3 security clearance. Don’t get too excited, that’s out of 20.

Dwight: Identify theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

Michael: Mrs. Allen is our most important client. Because every client is our most important client. Even though she’s a pretty unimportant client, really.

Dwight: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.

Written on the second cue card of the second take of Michael’s apology video:
I need this job. My mortgage
is hundreds of dollars a month.
With this job I can barely
cover that. I have a company
car, but I still have to pay for
the gas. Gas prices are high
and I have no savings whatsoever.
And it wasn’t even me.
It’s so not fair that they
want me to resign.

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i think this picture just says it all.

and this quote just had me going:

Michael: No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!
 
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i think this picture just says it all.

and this quote just had me going:

Michael: No, no, I need two men on this. That’s what she said. No time! But she did. NO TIME!

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Kelly: Like one time I said I was Bridigt Jones *and I talked like this for the whole conversation*

Kevin: OOhhh...Can I be *Australian, mate*.

Kelly: * Absolutely *

Kevin: * Hello...mate*

Kelly: * I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend. *

Kevin: * I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators, and dingo babies *
 

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Kelly: Like one time I said I was Bridigt Jones *and I talked like this for the whole conversation*

Kevin: OOhhh...Can I be *Australian, mate*.

Kelly: * Absolutely *

Kevin: * Hello...mate*

Kelly: * I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend. *

Kevin: * I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators, and dingo babies *

guess you had to be there.

/*Croc Dundee
 

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only problem with jim is that he is showing his teeth while smiling

Dwight says that showing your teeth is a submission signal in primates
(Conflict resolution episode)

of course he gets a huge badge and is labled a security threat
 

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"I know where the sex predator is."

"You do?! Where?"

"In the women's bathroom, over the sink"

..."PAAAAAMMMM!!!"

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Did you guys call the phone number for the sex predator poster? :thumbup:

Absolutely. I figured there was no way they were letting that one slide. It's 800-984-3672 if anyone wants to call it.

I have no idea how parts of that ep passed the network censors, specifically Michael with his finger hanging out of his fly and making it go down when Toby came in.
 
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