The Pessimist

Tangodnzr

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The Pessimist
Nothing to do but work,
Nothing to eat but food,
Nothing to wear but clothes
to keep from going nude.

Nothing to breathe but air
Quick as a flash it's gone;
Nowhere to fall but off,
Nowhere to stand but on.

Nothing to comb but hair,
Nowhere to sleep but in a bed.
Nothing to weep but tears,
Nothing to bury by dead.

Nothing to sing but songs,
Oh, well, alas, alak!
Nowhere to go but out.
Nowhere to come but back.

Nothing to see but sights
Nothing to quench but thirst,
Nothing to have but what we've got;
Thus thro' life we are cursed.

Nothing to strike but a gait;
Everything moves that goes
Nothing at all but common sense
Can ever withstand the woes.
--Ben King
 

40yearfan

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THE OPTIMIST

Though skies may be cloudy
the weather damp and wet
my spirits will soar
like a cork on a net.

A smile on my face
a twinkle in my eye
good times are here
and I know why.

The Cards will be winners
this year I will bet
even though some Card fans
are gloomy yet.

It's time to be joyus
sing out with great cheer
a great team will rise
in the 2003 year.

Blake and Smith
will raise this team up
from the winners cup
this team will sup.

Do not despair friends
I know this is true
wait until the season starts
you'll be happy too.

40yearfan
 

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Originally posted by Tangodnzr

Nothing to comb but hair,
Nowhere to sleep but in a bed.
Nothing to weep but tears,
Nothing to bury by dead.

I don't have any hair! :(
 

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The Card's Capologist:

"if we don't do voidables, tiers and escalators, we may squeeze in right below the salary cap" :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by jkf296
The Card's Capologist:

"if we don't do voidables, tiers and escalators, we may squeeze in right below the salary cap" :rolleyes:

The capologist two weeks later;
"*hit, we have to spend some money!"
 

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