Tiger Woods' car accident

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That apology sounds a lot more like an effort to turn the public against the media than admit anything. Poor, picked on Tiger. :(
 

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"Transgressions"? Does that sound better than knocking on a whole bunch of hot chicks? :D

"Transgressions" is now the top search target on Google, so I guess the word smiths who are sculpting Tiger's utterings picked a good one. I would have thought transgressions to be a well understood descriptive word, but I guessed wrong. Once again evasiveness wins for the managed lives of the idoled. Good gosh our society is so easily entertained.

It was just a transgression.

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Just saw on CBS that a woman was rushed to the hospital from Tiger's home this morning.
 

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I figure the next bomb to drop will be some HGH supplier to come forward.
 
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Well, this is starting to get really sad now. Not that it was ever really funny in the first place, in spite of the jokes.


Also, I wonder if we've heard the last of the investigation of the accident? In the last few days, it's come out that a witness at the scene said Tiger had been drinking and takes Ambien and Vicodin. Also, he was sleeping at the scene after the crash. That sure sounds very suspicious for DWI, but the prosecutor didn't grant a subpoena for the blood tests.

I think the prosecutor was picturing free rounds of golf and hanging out with Tiger someday. Seriously, HOW in the world would you not check his blood tests after that sort of info?
 

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Up to 9 "alleged" affairs and counting.

Not only is Tiger going to lose his beautiful wife, reports are she will be moving back to Europe and Tiger may not get to see his kids much. They are still pretty young so a pretty sad story all the way around.
 
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It just boggles my mind that they wouldn't subpoena his blood test. I think as this goes on, and the worse Tiger looks, the investigation into the crash is reopened and the results of the blood test looked at. The publicity is getting so negative, that there could be political backlash for protecting him. If that happens, I predict a DUI based on that blood test.
 

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It just boggles my mind that they wouldn't subpoena his blood test. I think as this goes on, and the worse Tiger looks, the investigation into the crash is reopened and the results of the blood test looked at. The publicity is getting so negative, that there could be political backlash for protecting him. If that happens, I predict a DUI based on that blood test.

I thought I heard that because there was no form of a criminal prosecution, he did not have to release the blood tests? I heard that the police department did ask the hospital for the blood work, but that Tiger's lawyers prevented the release and that this was entirely legal?
If there is no criminal prosecution, how can a subpoena be issued?
 
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I thought I heard that because there was no form of a criminal prosecution, he did not have to release the blood tests? I heard that the police department did ask the hospital for the blood work, but that Tiger's lawyers prevented the release and that this was entirely legal?
If there is no criminal prosecution, how can a subpoena be issued?

They asked for his records which Tiger's lawyers denied. Then, they went to the prosecutors office for a subpoena which the prosecutor denied due to a "lack of evidence." Even though Tiger's wife told the officer at the scene that he had been drinking earlier, takes Ambien and Vicodin and Tiger was asleep on the lawn. Not to mention he rammed his SUV into two nonmoving objects. Now I'm not a lawyer, but that all looks highly suspicious of DUI and would seem to be grounds enough for a subpoena. I just think basically any other American not named Tiger Woods would've had their records subpoenaed based on what the officer was told by his wife and the accident scene itself.
 

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The fact that the Florida Highway Patrol is the investigating department and not the Windermere Police Dep't. nor the Orange County Sheriiff's Office, might lead some to believe that the cover up is in at the local level.

Just imagine the mass exodus from all of those gated communities in the greater Orlando area, by the celeb athletes, if they were treated the same as the rest of the local citizenry.

Perkin's Pancake House Restaurant Calendar girls gone wild.

Remember that song from Rocky by Survivor,.... " Lie of the Tiger " ?

At Least 9 Women Linked to Tiger Woods in Alleged Affairs
Tiger Woods's Image Tarnished as Host of Women Come Forward to Allege Dalliances
By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
Dec. 7, 2009


A porn star and a pancake house waitress added their names to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with golf superstar Tiger Woods, bringing the tally to at least nine.
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The women say the golfer's wife should remain married for a big payday.



Tabloids over the weekend named porn star Holly Sampson and pancake waitress Mindy Lawton as two of the names on Tiger's steamy scorecard, raising the question of how Woods would have been able to keep so many affairs secret for so long.

Sampson, 36, is a busty blonde and Los Angeles resident. The star of the films "OMG, Stop Tickling Me" and "Flying Solo 2" has not denied an extramarital affair with the golfer, whose squeaky clean reputation has been tarnished since a bizarre early morning car accident two weeks ago raised questions about the stability of his marriage and was followed by a slew of allegations about alleged affairs.

Denver-based lawyer Andy Contigulgia, representing Sampson, has declined to comment and did not return calls from ABC News.com.
 

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Received this 3rd hand but it seems quite feasible...


Hi,
Please find set out below the actual events that took place this past week with Tiger. I have tried to recount the exact details as they were told to me this morning on the practice range with our Golf Professional. It will be interesting to see if these events and details eventually come out in the media!!!!!!!!
Our Golf Professional here at Isla, is a very close friend of another Golf Professional, who lives near the Woods family and is a personnel friend of Tiger's.
The real story as it was told to me, which follows, is what you would expect. A REAL MESS!!!!!!!!!
"Mrs., Woods took an iron golf club to Tiger when he returned at 2.00 pm following a verbal fight they had had that evening, when she found out about the SECOND girlfriend.
Tiger thought she would be in bed when he got back from the Bar where he had spent a few hours, cooling down from the verbal battle. In the meantime she, with the golf club, broke every one of his trophies and smashed the trophy case, and trashed much of their house, waiting until he returned. The house was in shambles!!!!! POW!!!!! When he returned she started to hit him with great force, breaking teeth and cutting his head, and when he was down on the floor she got on top of him and continued to beat his face with the huge diamond ring on her hand. He then got up and ran our with her chasing him down the driveway. He jumped into the car but as he thought he was going to hit her, he went into reverse and hit the fire Hydrant, then as she broke the right window, he jerked forward and ran into the tree. She then went to the left side of the vehicle as he was crawling out to the ground, and broke that window still flinging the iron club.
This is why the police wanted to get into the house as it appeared to be a domestic case which allows the police to investigate. It appears somebody has paid off the police as this seems now to be a closed case!!!! I am note sure this story has ended.
Have a good day!!!!! RBM
 
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Now that is one I find very plausible. I have heard much the same from buddies in Orlando.
 

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For those of you keeping track, the mistress count is up to 11. Sounds like his wife may have broken at least one trophy for each one...
 

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New golf rules: From now on if you hit a short drive, hit a tree and find yourself in a bad lie, it will be now known as a "Tiger"
 

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When he returned she started to hit him with great force, breaking teeth and cutting his head, and when he was down on the floor she got on top of him and continued to beat his face with the huge diamond ring on her hand. [/COLOR]

That should bring some serious assault charges. Attempted murder even?
 
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Who's gonna file charges??

The state could. Tiger could even say he wouldn't want to press charges and they can still file them in a domestic violence/assault case.



Tiger is taking an "indefinite" break from golf now. I predict it lasts until right before the Masters.
 

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