Tiger Woods' car accident

[ajcardfan]

Raise your hand if you believe it was just a minor car accident.



Me, I think there is a whole lot that hasn't been told about it. I wonder if we'll ever hear the true story?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

(cough) Domestic dispute (cough)

 

[O]

(cough) Domestic dispute (cough)

It appears Tiger has some xplaining to do.

This is going to get real ugly before it's over.

 

[TheHopToad]

Certainly not minor in the fact that he smashed the car, had to be busted out of the back window, and was in and out of consciousness. Although he was treated and released.

Sure sound like a classic alcohol related incident to me, although the police have said alcohol was not involved. I mean driving is not hard...how do you run into fire hydrants? Maybe he was texting....

 

[O]

Rumors suggest another woman, etc.
The iceberg hasn't even begun to peak yet.

 

[hsandhu]

(cough) Domestic dispute (cough)

Nailed it. I was thinking alcohol like everyone else, good call.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

The funny part was the story today that his wife was bashing in the car windows to rescue him.

 

[82CardsGrad]

Wow... what a bummer. I actually thought Tiger was above this petty crap. He seriously, seriously f'ed up. He owned the world... He might still, but I have to believe thisn sort of incident will tarnish him forever... Wow...

 

[Toro]

Let the Tiger Woods PR Machine begin.

Nothing good happens at 230am.

 

[ajcardfan]

Certainly not minor in the fact that he smashed the car, had to be busted out of the back window, and was in and out of consciousness. Although he was treated and released.

Sure sound like a classic alcohol related incident to me, although the police have said alcohol was not involved. I mean driving is not hard...how do you run into fire hydrants? Maybe he was texting....

Yeah, a whole lot of this thing is just down right wierd.

Hitting not one, but TWO, stationary objects sounds like someone who is high. Also, what the hell was his wife doing outside at 2:30 am with a golf club? Are we really supposed to believe she heard the wreck, came out to check, and ran back inside for a golf club so she could smash the window of a SUV that the doors could still be opened?

Through in the fact that a story on him cheating on his wife has just been released, and then it all really looks suspicious.

 

[Shane]

I actually thought Tiger was above this petty crap.

What petty crap?

 

[82CardsGrad]

What petty crap?

Taking out two inanimate objects of course. What did you think I was implying??

 

[Dback Jon]

Yeah, a whole lot of this thing is just down right wierd.

Hitting not one, but TWO, stationary objects sounds like someone who is high. Also, what the hell was his wife doing outside at 2:30 am with a golf club? Are we really supposed to believe she heard the wreck, came out to check, and ran back inside for a golf club so she could smash the window of a SUV that the doors could still be opened?

Through in the fact that a story on him cheating on his wife has just been released, and then it all really looks suspicious.

What - she chased around the house with a golf club - he ran outside, hopped in his SUV. She swung the golf club, breaking the back window, the noise of which caused an already panicked Tiger to crash his vehicle?

 

[thirty-two]

My theory (just playing around here):

1. Wife confronts Tiger about cheating allegations
2. Tiger was on pain meds and decided to take off, get hell out of dodge for a bit
3. Wife chases after car with golf club, smashes car
4. Tiger, high on pain meds, and distracted by crazy wife, crashes his car

I do find it VERRRRRY interesting that Tiger and wifey are not cooperating with police and having them come back another day to interview them. We shall see!

 

[thirty-two]

What - she chased around the house with a golf club - he ran outside, hopped in his SUV. She swung the golf club, breaking the back window, the noise of which caused an already panicked Tiger to crash his vehicle?

This!

 

[Dback Jon]

Beat you to it, Kate...LOL

 

[thirty-two]

Beat you to it, Kate...LOL

I know, by 2 stinkin minutes

 

[Dback Jon]

I know, by 2 stinkin minutes

 

[ajcardfan]

And, we see special treatment for celebrities from the police as Tiger and wife get another day to get their story straight.

You know who's really pissed off about this? John Daly.

 

[O]

You know who's really pissed off about this? John Daly.

 

[TheHopToad]

I do find it VERRRRRY interesting that Tiger and wifey are not cooperating with police and having them come back another day to interview them. We shall see!

Need more time to get their story straight. Too complex of a situation. Have to consult with agents, publicists, media advisors....

It's tough being a celebrity...

 

[ajcardfan]

Third day in a row of blowing off the cops. I guess they figure they won't talk unless they just have to.

 

[Dback Jon]

Third day in a row of blowing off the cops. I guess they figure they won't talk unless they just have to.

Anyone else would have been arrested by now.

 

[82CardsGrad]

Anyone else would have been arrested by now.

I don't know about arrested, but no doubt any other non-celeb would not have been able to blow off the authorities. This is now an official joke.

 

[Dback Jon]

I don't know about arrested, but no doubt any other non-celeb would not have been able to blow off the authorities. This is now an official joke.

Isn't impeding an investigation a misdemeanor?

 

[82CardsGrad]

Isn't impeding an investigation a misdemeanor?

Is there an official "investigation" underway? All I have heard is that "State Troopers" have "asked" to speak with "Mr. Woods". Not sure this qualifies as an official "investigation"...