(Bold) Predictions for Game 4:
Devin Booker says that while the Suns "have just been chillin'" for the first 3 games, they are finally ready to "get serious" for games 4 to 7. Booker than proceeds to go out and score 11 points on 4-22 shooting and gets ejected with one minute left in the game when he loses his temper and tries to karate kick Minnesota's 12th man.
Kevin Durant scores a respectable 28 points but also commits an NBA playoff record 20 turnovers. In the post-game conference, KD declines to comment on the game but repeatedly asks the press if anyone has some "Twinkies, Fritos, Jack in the Box mini-tacos... anything?"
Grayson Allen (ankle sprain) and Bradley Beal (eyebrow sprain) are the only two Suns listed on the pregame injury report. Both appear to be fine to play but are held out by the Suns anyway to "ensure they are ready to go for Game 5."
And after insisting in his pregame comments that the Suns were prepared to "play the game of their lives" to extend the series, Head Coach Frank Vogel accidentally locks himself in the team equipment closet just before the team goes out on the court. Meanwhile, the Suns are not aware of his absence and go on to play the "half of their lives" and end the first half leading Minnesota by 30 points.
Unfortunately, at halftime, the team equipment manager lets Vogel out and with him coaching the entire second half, Minnesota outscores Phoenix 70-20, completing the greatest comeback in NBA history to beat the Suns by 20 and sweep the series. In the postgame presser when asked how his team could have blown such a large lead, Vogel muses "I don't know. Sometimes you just don't get the breaks." while affecting an expression that makes him look like he just stepped out of one of those "Big Eye" paintings.