Finished this and posted in on Footballsfuture.com:
1. CLE---Myles Garrett, DE, Texas A&M. They can see for Myles and Myles and Myles.
2. SF---Solomon Thomas, DE, Stanford. Waiting a year on Kurt Cousins. Will go Biblical and build a King sized pass rush first.
3. CHI---Malik Hooker, FS, Ohio St. They want this Hooker to make night and day calls on Aaron Rodgers.
4. JAX---Derek Barnett, Edge, Tennessee. Tom Coughlin building Barn-burning pass rush.
5. LAC (from TEN)---Jamal Adams, S, LSU. They wanted Hooker and trade up so as not to miss out on Adams. Costs them their 4th rounder and a six pack of Sam Adams.
6. NYJ---Mitchell Trubisky, QB, North Carolina. The Biscuit goes to Bowles.
7. TEN---Christian McCaffrey, RB, Stanford. Adds tremendous versatility and nuance to the fast-emerging offense under Marcus Mariotta. Mismatch McCaff.
8. CAR---John Ross, WR, Washington. Their instant upgrade over Ted Ginn, Jr. Faster than a 3AM Trump tweet.
9. CIN---Reuben Foster, ILB, Alabama. A Reuben not on Rey.
10. BUF---Marshon Lattimore, CB, Ohio St. Stud to replace S. Gilmore
11. NO---Jonathan Allen, DE, Alabama. Rebuilding the defense. BPA steal.
12. CLE---Deshaun Watson, QB, Clemson. Elementary, my dear Hugh.
13. AZ---Patrick Mahomes II, QB, Texas Tech. Mahomes is Alone on the top of Steve Keim's draft board.
14. IND---Leonard Fournette, RB, LSU. From Gore to Four.
15. PHI---Marlon Humphrey, CB, Alabama. Fits their style. Humphrey will Bogart the reps at RCB.
16. BAL---Charles Harris, Edge, Missouri. The Wizard of Ozzie strikes evermore.
17. WAS---Takkarist McKinley, Edge, UCLA. McKinley will Mount a resurgent pass rush in DC.
18. TEN---Corey Davis, WR, Western Michigan. First McCaffrey, now Davis. Offense looking like a Mariotta Courtyard.
19. TB---O.J. Howard, Alabama. Winston lights up the scoreboard with Howard and company.
20. DEN---Garrett Bolles, T, Utah. Super fit in Bolles.
21. DET---Haason Reddick, LB, Temple. Can rush, chase and stuff.
22. MIA---David Njoku, Miami. RAC machine.
23. NYG---Evan Engram, TE, Mississippi. Eli to Evan---Rebel Rebel.
24. OAK---Gareon Conley, CB, Ohio St. Can play outside and inside on the slot.
25. HOU---Forrest Lamp, G, Western Kentucky. This Lamp is on, baby.
26. SEA---Ryan Ramcczyk, T, Wisconsin. This Badger Merits the pick.
27. KC---DeShone Kizer, QB, Notre Dame. Reid the writing on the wall, Alex.
28. DAL---T.J. Watt, Edge, Wisconsin. The Watts now own the state of Texas.
29. GB---Taco Charlton, Edge, Michigan. Plenty of Cheese on this Taco.
30. PIT---**** Tabor, CB, Florida. Time to **** Brady.
31. ATL---Mike Williams, WR, Clemson. Can't believe he's there, but every year some big name players slides. Falcons snatch him up.
32. NO---Tre'Davious White, CB, LSU. The Butler didn't show up.