I really can't understand how people are against the hypothetical aquisition of Kobe.
You have a chance to add a top 5 player, at no cost, you do it. Especially when that player is just about to ENTER his prime. You got that right? Kobe Bryant is still very young (26 I believe), he is just starting to enter the prime of his career.
Kobe Bryant would be the #1 option on offense, unless for some reason he wanted the ball to go inside out (unlikely for sure). Your best offensive player (and one of the best offensive players in the league) dictates the offensive strategy. Not the 21 year old with amazing promise.
The reason Kobe would spurn the Lakers and the Spurs to sign with the "less talented" team (outside of Duncan, the spurs are not more talented btw) is because he would want to be the man, not because he is eccentric. He would be the #2 on both the Lakers and Spurs, which he really doesnt want.
Furthermore, if the suns were going after Karl Malone, there would be a huge uproar. He wouldn't help this team, and would be forced to play behind Amare. Also, he is coming off a major injury, and is at the very end of his career. Kobe Bryant does not play a dirty game. I have never once heard a person insinuate that. He plays selfishly at times, but he has the ability to do so. And for as many times as he demands the ball, he makes plays for his teammates and equal amount.