Where’s the love?
In light of the rather brutal and venomous thread from the Mavs board “10 things you hate about the Suns” I thought it might be fun to respond in a completely inappropriate manner. Alas, I could only turn the cheek so many times before the love began turning to irritation, so found myself only halfway up to the challenge.
If you consider this an exercise in masochism or merely beneath the stoic restraint of Suns fans in general, feel free to ignore this thread.
5 things I love about the Mavs
5. I hate Mark Cuban. The above-mentioned responsiveness to fans cannot even begin to make up for his legion flaws, too numerous to mention here. Suffice it to say that spoiled rotten fan-boys with billions of dollars to throw around are not the most endearing of creatures.
4. I hate the constant whining of Mavs fans. They take the green-eyed-monster jealousy to painful depths, never missing an opportunity to trash the Phoenix suns in general and Steve Nash in particular. If we’re such a non-threat, why the defensive posture?
3. I hate the scientists who accidentally let Dirk escape after he was thawed along with several other Neanderthal specimens, frozen in the ice of Wurzburg, Germany.
2. I hate David Hasselhoff.
[FONT="]1. I hate the anti-castro Cuban exiles who conspired with the CIA to whack JFK in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963
*Rant end
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In light of the rather brutal and venomous thread from the Mavs board “10 things you hate about the Suns” I thought it might be fun to respond in a completely inappropriate manner. Alas, I could only turn the cheek so many times before the love began turning to irritation, so found myself only halfway up to the challenge.
If you consider this an exercise in masochism or merely beneath the stoic restraint of Suns fans in general, feel free to ignore this thread.
5 things I love about the Mavs
- I love Josh Howard’s versatility.
- I love the team’s quickness – even if they appear sluggish in comparison to the Suns
- I love Dirk’s balls-to-the-wall passion, as well his Jump shot
- I love that Mark Cuban – despite is overall insufferability – is responsive to fans
- I love that Dirk and Nash have remained good friends despite their rivalry.
5. I hate Mark Cuban. The above-mentioned responsiveness to fans cannot even begin to make up for his legion flaws, too numerous to mention here. Suffice it to say that spoiled rotten fan-boys with billions of dollars to throw around are not the most endearing of creatures.
4. I hate the constant whining of Mavs fans. They take the green-eyed-monster jealousy to painful depths, never missing an opportunity to trash the Phoenix suns in general and Steve Nash in particular. If we’re such a non-threat, why the defensive posture?
3. I hate the scientists who accidentally let Dirk escape after he was thawed along with several other Neanderthal specimens, frozen in the ice of Wurzburg, Germany.
2. I hate David Hasselhoff.
[FONT="]1. I hate the anti-castro Cuban exiles who conspired with the CIA to whack JFK in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963
*Rant end
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