Amare vs. God

[playstation]

alright, 1on1, who wins?

and before you ask, we are talking about 1 regulation size amare, not a bunch of mini amare's or anything like that.

DA SUNS! lol

 

[green machine]

This has got to be the post of the year, hands down.

 

[frdbtr]

Amare is good but I can't ever bet against the Almighty.

 

[carey]

What about Amare vs. Ditka?

 

[bleedingblueandsilver]

What about Amare vs. Ditka?

Diiiiiiitka

 

[fordronken]

Now...is Amare "Black Jesus", or is he just paying homage? And you can't answer "Lord Knows".

 

[boisesuns]

God has some pretty "creative" moves. I think He would win.

 

[The Commish]

God is a player/coach/gm/referee...Amare would never get any calls!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

God has some pretty "creative" moves. I think He would win.

he's got no handles and that damn beard (where do you think the word "damn" came from?!?) always gets in his way. besides, sometimes god is even a woman, and no woman, god-woman or no, can beat amare. so sayeth ouchie! so let it be written, SO LET IT BE DONE!

 

[tobiazz]

Amare wins by forfeit.

 

[playstation]

correct answer:

amare 437....god....2

unless god pisses amare off, then its 437-0

 

[KloD]

Amare wins by forfeit.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[jandaman]

Blasphemy!!



























$20 bucks on God winning 10 straight games!

 

[newfan101]

correct answer:

amare 437....god....2

unless god pisses amare off, then its 437-0

Is this George Burns or Morgan Freeman we're talking about? If it's the former, then that score seems pretty reasonable.

 

[George O'Brien]

Is this George Burns or Morgan Freeman we're talking about? If it's the former, then that score seems pretty reasonable.

Most of actors playing God in Joan of Arcadia are pretty short.

 

[nothin' but net]

I'd have to go with Amare if it was just confidence alone. No doubt Amare would try to dunk over Him on the first possession. However, I just can't seem to get over that "command over all of the elements" thing. I have heard of torching a defender, but never seen it literally. Would hate to sacrifice a talent like Amare. Amare definately has the power to embarass people...but who's to say he won't turn STAT into a pillar of salt at tip off?

What position does God play anyway? all-POWERful FORWARD?

He created it all, so anywhere they play He's got home court advantage.

If the game occurred, I believe Amare would learn the meaning of SMITE.

 

[BirdMan21]

Trick question.....Amare is god.

 

[lancelet's cousin]

God is a free agent that is no longer in the league. So I don't think we have to worry about match-up problems.

Amare's ego is big enough, But I guess we could sign God so we could have the announcers saying things like, "God defers to Amare" when God dishes the ball into the paint.

And I thought someone would have mentioned Shamgod in this thread by now. Too much stuff to watch on TV today.

 

[cpatterson23]

This has got to be the post of the year, hands down.

Yes, this is the best post i have ever seen. It is the reason why i just joined these forums.
As amare's tatoo says "god bless the child that can hold his own" and i add "against god". But hey, only Lord knows who will win

 

[cpatterson23]

Trick question.....Amare is god.

There's a good point, too.

 

[Bada0Bing]

I've heard that Amare is working out like a madman twice a day, I'll take Amare by a bucket.

 

[Yuma]

What about Amare VS. Barney? Chuck took him. Maybe, Amare's ready to put Barney in his place?

 

[playstation]

alright, 1on1, who wins?

and before you ask, we are talking about 1 regulation size amare, not a bunch of mini amare's or anything like that.

DA SUNS! lol

Yes, this is the best post i have ever seen. It is the reason why i just joined these forums.

Thank you, I accept this award on behalf on all the little people

 

[cpatterson23]

What about Amare VS. Barney? Chuck took him. Maybe, Amare's ready to put Barney in his place?

Heck, boris diaw could put barney in his place. the first rounder who we don't even have yet could put barney in his ******** place!!!

 

[Neo]

Amare wins by forfeit because the All-Powerful is too busy smiting JJ for being a ****** and pouring down plagues on the House of Belkin.