Uhhhhh bacon wrapped ANYTHING! I eat bacon as much as possible. I cook it slow and low so it renders most of its fat, and then I save the fat, and fry my eggs in it. Or my potatoes, or whatever. Bacon is GOD. Pig is God. And nice try in baiting me in there, with that schutd-like disgusting comment, Ryan. but to me, knowing your everyman palate, I take that as a compliment.
Go eat something with mustard on it, you pooze. An SLT with mustard maybe. And wash it down with some coffee from Dunkin Donuts.