Cliches…wanna play?

[slanidrac16]

So eventually, I hope, we will be sure hear the normal rhetoric.

I’ll start.
He is the exactly the kind of guy we were hoping to get to lead this organization.

 

[pemory09]

How about: “After casting our net as far and wide as possible we’ve hired the absolute best fit for our organization.”

 

[Syracusecards]

“You have to give Denver credit. I thought we had a good plan, we just didn’t execute.”

 

[kerouac9]

When he said that every decision would be made to help the Arizona Cardinals win football games, we knew we had the right guy.

 

[pemory09]

Or, now that we’ve whiffed on several notable hires: “We knew all along that this was our top guy.”

 

[pemory09]

And part of me wishes the presser announcing the new HC had a BS filter, so MB’s word salad would translate to “He came cheap and desperately wanted to become a HC in this league.”

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

What we have been doing wasn't working, so we decided we needed to shake things up and go in a new and different direction.

Mr Inexperienced is going to bring his new creative philosophy to our team and the nfl. He was beginning to climb the ladder and we were fortunate to grab him before other teams realized his potential.
or
Mr 65 yr old guy, who has been around the league for 40 years in 15 different positions, will bring all that experience with him to make us a better team. We are lucky to have acquired him as our head coach before someone else did.

 

[slanidrac16]

LOL! You guys are killing it!!!LOL!

 

[Cardsfaninlouky]

How about "I was drunk the day my momma got outta prison"? Says Steve Keim, oh wait, that was David Allen Coe lol.

 

[Red Dawn]

We cast a wide net to catch a big fish in a small pond. Now we are casting a minnow net to catch a small fish in a big pond.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

He carries the commitment to winning. Surprisingly no carries the commitment to losing

 

[sdscard4]

He's the fiber and fabric for our football team

 

[AZCB34]

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

 

[FB94]

He’s a former team captain

 

[Jaccoob]

He was our first choice all along ??

 

[BritCard]

The biggest one for me, and we've been doing it too.

"We were looking for a culture of winning/excellence/consistency/insert term here"

As if every team isn't looking for the exact same thing. Nobody ever said "We've looking for an easy going guy who's just happy to be here".

 

[TRW]

"After casting the net far and wide we have decided, and knew from the start, that the best candidate for the job was already in house. I am pleased to announce the promotion of Vance Joseph to Head Coach of YOUR Arizona Cardinals".

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

I'm betting it has to be one of the 3 new interviews this week because there wouldn't have been the very public courting of Payton.

This way MB can say, "we knew this was our guy as soon as we sat down with him".

They're going to hire Lou or Kafka. I'll bet money on it.

 

[RON_IN_OC]

“He fits our philosophy of what we’re building in Arizona.”

“He’s a team first coach.”

 

[Crimson Warrior]

"In the end, and out of all of the candidates, we decided Coach X was the best fit for our organization"

and

"Coach X has the exact philosophy that we were looking for"

and

"We're 100% confident Coach X is going to lead our team to a championship"

 

[jf-08]

"We told you from the beginning that we were going to cast a wide net and not rush into a reactive hiring. Monti and I agree that the new coach of the Arizona Cardinals is the best fit to continue and build on the success that we have previously had."

 

[cardpa]

Our new HC has moxie!

 

[JohnnyCakes]

" the process "

 

[Jetstream Green]

"At the end of the day", "definitely", "You know"... now don't judge these cliche statements right away, but give yourself to look at the tape, and don't say you did not see that

 

[MadCardDisease]

Every year we see it. We see teams go from outhouse to the penthouse, even competing for championships all in the space of one year. It's possible.