deuce lutui is vegan

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pete carrol said lutui become a vegan..in a couple of years he can play tigh end
 

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:lmao:

That should last long
 

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pete carrol said lutui become a vegan..in a couple of years he can play tigh end

That's too bad. I don't trust anyone who would rip the heads off poor defenseless lettuce just so they could have lunch.

I also hate that we're going to have to see Deuce play against us twice a year.

Interesting that one of the Seattle fan-writers thinks Lutui was on IR most of last season. :D

He re-signed with the Cardinals and played sparingly for them in 2011 before going to the IR for most of the year.
 

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Time to put a fence around your garden folks.
 

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I think I'd rather have a morbidly obese lineman than a vegan one.
 

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Lutui working with Seattle's offensive Guard Coach:
 

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Deuce: Yeah, this garden might be big enough to work for me.
Pete: Deuce, that's a forest.
 

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No, y'all are misunderstanding. PC is saying Lutui is from the planet Vega. He's declaring Lutui's point of origination.
 

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Epic thread.

I guess potato chips will be a main staple in his diet, huh?
 

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If he sticks to it he will shed some serious poundage. Mucho Vegans in the hippie circles, and they always have these annoying potlucks. You can spot the vegan midgets rather quickly, just look for the super skinny undergrown ones...poor little bastards. Usually named after trees, colors, or musicians they are not related to.

So whenever we get invited to these potlucks, I come strapped with bags of dollar burgers to feed these protien deprived munchkins. Funniest part is I grab the burgers from places the parents really hate on, like McDonalds. And they are so pro-choice and pro-experience and so afraid to tell their kid not to do anything while all the other parents are there....they just let it happen. :D I do it for the kids.
 

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Wow. Good for Deuce!

This will make him much healthier.

I'd have bought his jersey if he'd done that when he was here.
 

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Wow. Good for Deuce!

This will make him much healthier.

I'd have bought his jersey if he'd done that when he was here.

He had to wait until he went to Seattle where it rains every day. They couldn't grow enough vegetables in Arizona's dry climate for him to do a Vegan diet.
 

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Hmm....

I guess that is how Whiz destroyed Deuce Lutui's life and career. Never thought to tell him to become a vegan.
 
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