If Bill Grammatica were a Superhero, who would he be?

[SECTION 11]

Cut the crap. Let's get to the important aspects of the offseason.
Sheesh.

 

[Mike Olbinski]

I dunno, but I think he and his brother could be that superhero duo from Saturday Night Live...

Now what's their names......?



Mike
PS. I know, uncalled for...

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

He would be...

The Huricane!

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[CardinalChris]

Mighty Mouse?.... Although Mighty Mouse could fly.... Billy tried and popped his ACL.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

He could be half of The Wonder Twins!

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"Wonder Twin powers...ACTIVATE!

form of an eagle!"

 

[PortlandCardFan]

SuperChicken

 

[AZ1766]

Originally posted by CardinalChris
Mighty Mouse?.... Although Mighty Mouse could fly.... Billy tried and popped his ACL.

That is F!@#$ing hilarious!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

How about Blip from Space Ghost?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

The Leapin' Lizard.

or

Super Momma's Boy. (The only hero who still lives at home!)

Love the Wonder Twins idea, but wouldn't he be better as their monky (Gleek, I think)?

 

[jf-08]

?

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

"Listen up dumb-dumbs!"

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Here's our hero in action!

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[SECTION 11]

The Horror.

 

[hef]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Here's our hero in action!

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if grammatica was a super hero ?
robin
holy torn acl batman

 

[40yearfan]

SUPERMIDGET----faster than a speeding go-cart, able to kick a football over a 2 story high-rise in just 3 tries, more powerfull than an all day enema, and who, disguised as a mild mannered place kicker for the Arizona Cardinals, fights a never ending battle trying to tackle anyone on a special teams kick-off.

 

[Renz]

"Handy Man" from In Living Color .

PS - Jayna is HOT!!!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by Renz
"Handy Man" from In Living Color .

PS - Jayna is HOT!!!

True, but she's not Judy Jetson, or Betty Rubble!

 

[CatBoxBackFan]

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Ace or Gary?

 

[Ryanwb]

The Ambiguously Gay Duo?

 

[NFL_FAN]

BARNACLE BOY!!!!!

 

[ChiCard]

I'm showing my age but how about "Bouncing Boy" from the old Legion of Super Heros?

 

[Assface]

Bouncing Boy is one of the most worthless heros ever. He was basically a fat kid who rolled around. Even Aquaman is cooler than Bouncing Boy. How about Inspector Gadjit? He's a bumbling idiot with rebuilt legs.

 

[Ryanwb]

Hair Bear bunch baby!

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[Ryanwb]

...or, the most useless superhero of them all

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Aquaman

 

[JeffGollin]

Kato.