If Ndamukong Suh wasn't a pro football player, what would he be?

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A contractor. Some of the answers are very telling, sadly.
 
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Suh has a construction management degree and supposedly his father is a mechanical engineer and his mother is or was an elementary school teacher. Seems like his disposition was created in his own mind.
 

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He's not a dummy or a degenerate by any stretch of the imagination. He's just a lunatic on the field. I'd take him in a heartbeat.
 

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A contractor. Some of the answers are very telling, sadly.

I'd normally say the same... but if someone asked me what Bill Romonowski would be if he wasn't playing football, I'd say the exact same thing. Some guys (most of the guys in the NFL) are animals and some of them REALLY couldn't handle themselves outside of a world that coddles them.
 

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I'd normally say the same... but if someone asked me what Bill Romonowski would be if he wasn't playing football, I'd say the exact same thing. Some guys (most of the guys in the NFL) are animals and some of them REALLY couldn't handle themselves outside of a world that coddles them.

My God, yes. Romanowski, however, more than likely suffered from roid rage. But, yeah, surprised he never went off on someone on the street.
 

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I'm kind of shocked that Suh won his appeal.
 

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Nice message NFL


Stomping on people = the equivalent of a parking ticket to the average Joe.

Not sure why bounty-gate was such a big deal to the NFL..

The Saints gave $$ for dirty play, and the NFL collects $$ for dirty play.

Fine line lol
Only suspensions will get the message across IMO
 
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He would be a grape masher in Italy. He is good at mashing things with his feet.
 

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