conraddobler
I want my 2$
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We all live our lives as cards fans to some extent waiting for the other shoe to drop, sometimes we have a shoe drought and then sometimes games like this rain shoes.
We have a two headed QB monster so what happens?
In the span of one playing game both are done for lengthy times.
Our best WR is wrestling instead of playing.
Our best defensive player is a flag magnet.
We lose to a guy who was watching TV last weekend not playing.
I've never in my life seen anything like this team, it's like gates of bad luck hell opened up wide on us just at the most optimistic of times.
I know now why the secret seems to work, because the Cardinals are where all the negative luck sits.
I mean two calls upheld by Carolina, none for us, phantom penalties and a immaculate interception all in one game.
I'm not blaming any one event for our loss but the good ship luck sucker is parked over our heads, it's not even of this world, it's an alien presence, it's completely non-human and it's frankly scary to be associated with anything this cursed.
All teams have runs of bad luck, but good lord this is insane.
Now I get to watch a rusty Tim Rattay QB my team..... lmao, this is funny when you think about it.
We have a two headed QB monster so what happens?
In the span of one playing game both are done for lengthy times.
Our best WR is wrestling instead of playing.
Our best defensive player is a flag magnet.
We lose to a guy who was watching TV last weekend not playing.
I've never in my life seen anything like this team, it's like gates of bad luck hell opened up wide on us just at the most optimistic of times.
I know now why the secret seems to work, because the Cardinals are where all the negative luck sits.
I mean two calls upheld by Carolina, none for us, phantom penalties and a immaculate interception all in one game.
I'm not blaming any one event for our loss but the good ship luck sucker is parked over our heads, it's not even of this world, it's an alien presence, it's completely non-human and it's frankly scary to be associated with anything this cursed.
All teams have runs of bad luck, but good lord this is insane.
Now I get to watch a rusty Tim Rattay QB my team..... lmao, this is funny when you think about it.