New Arizona Diamondbacks fan.

[Dude]

I have been a Cardinals fan for a long time. I never really got into baseball. We as a family have decided to jump on board with the Diamondbacks. All I know about them is they had around 13 catchers tryout this year. That is I think so.

We are going to one of the Reds, Diamondbacks game in August when we get back to town. So besides The world title team what should I know not to sound like a fool wearing Diamondbacks gear?

 

[Phrazbit]

I have been a Cardinals fan for a long time. I never really got into baseball. We as a family have decided to jump on board with the Diamondbacks. All I know about them is they had around 13 catchers tryout this year. That is I think so.

We are going to one of the Reds, Diamondbacks game in August when we get back to town. So besides The world title team what should I know not to sound like a fool wearing Diamondbacks gear?

Eric Byrnes sucked, Kevin Towers is the worst GM of all time, Randy Johnson is a god of pitching who can snatch the life out of hitters and pigeons, Paul Goldschmidt is one of the top 5 players in the league right now, our starting pitching is an issue, our bullpen is dicey, we miss the purple uniforms, call the stadium "Bob" (short for Bank one Ballpark) it will really make you sound like an old school fan, you hate the Dodgers, you really hate the Dodgers, you loathe the Dodgers, also you don't like the Giants, you can ride the Light Rail for free if you have a game ticket, the beer is overpriced, even for stadium beer...

I think that covers the basics.

 

[unseenaz]

Nicely said Phrazbit, we also hate the Pirates and the Brewers. Paul Goldschmidt is the best player in the NL. Kevin towers was a nightmare, if you say that to a fan casually in conversation you'll be accepted immediately

 

[AZ Native]

What other MLB ballpark can you buy a $4 beer?

 

[GatorAZ]

I have been a Cardinals fan for a long time. I never really got into baseball. We as a family have decided to jump on board with the Diamondbacks. All I know about them is they had around 13 catchers tryout this year. That is I think so.

We are going to one of the Reds, Diamondbacks game in August when we get back to town. So besides The world title team what should I know not to sound like a fool wearing Diamondbacks gear?

1. Are you nuts?
2. Welcome!

 

[Dude]

Eric Byrnes sucked, Kevin Towers is the worst GM of all time, Randy Johnson is a god of pitching who can snatch the life out of hitters and pigeons, Paul Goldschmidt is one of the top 5 players in the league right now, our starting pitching is an issue, our bullpen is dicey, we miss the purple uniforms, call the stadium "Bob" (short for Bank one Ballpark) it will really make you sound like an old school fan, you hate the Dodgers, you really hate the Dodgers, you loathe the Dodgers, also you don't like the Giants, you can ride the Light Rail for free if you have a game ticket, the beer is overpriced, even for stadium beer...

I think that covers the basics.

Hate the Dodgers. Randy Johnson is a god. Buy a Paul Goldschmidt jersey for the Red's series at the Bob. Ok I think I got it.

1. Are you nuts?
2. Welcome!

I'm a Cardinals fan I can handle anything. Plus we're one ace from winning it all. Goldschmidt will do the rest.