Offical Jake is the Anti-Christ Thread

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by so far away
It was really Jake's stained dress not Monica's

AAAHHHHHH!

 

[ruben kincard]

jake shot JR... and is responsible for all the crop circles.

 

[earthsci]

The state deficit..............Jake has it all.

 

[CardAvenger]

I heard Jake was the "friend" that tipped of Martha Stewart. At least he did one good thing.

 

[LVCARDFREAK]

Jake is the handsome prince who holds me in his big strong arms and nestles my head against his strong suptle chest!

I will miss you my fearless gladiator! For the love of God I will miss you my dear dear Jake!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
Jake was the mastermind behind the plot to assasinate the Arch Duke Ferdinand, which led to WWI.

Not only that, he shared a cell with Adolf Hitler back in the '20s...rumor has it he wrote "Mein Kampf", and that he let Hitler publish it!

 

[Capital Card]

I heard he switched Sosa's bat.... just for the fun of it.

 

[BradMannTX]

Jake is the guy who came over, took a dump in your bathroom and didn't tell you it overflowed!

 

[BradMannTX]

He started the War of 1812

 

[Lex]

Jake Plummer owns an auto glass replacement company, that hires people to drive around all day dropping rocks on the freeway.

Now in Denver, Jake Plummer is in the process of opening a chain of tire stores, that will hire people to drive around all day dropping nails on the freeway.

 

[Redheart]

Jake is the Love-Child...

of Bill Bidwill and Jerry Jones. Turned over to a orphanage to be raised in Idaho, but later found and cherished by one of this real parents.

Although Jones never reached out to his passion-child, it is rumored that Jake has a birth-mark in the shape of the Texas Star in a very private place.

 

[Sack Daddy]

Jake came up with the idea for SpongeBob Squarepants after spending the night at a cheap motel with Marion Barry.

 

[justAndy]

...

Jake is actually over 100,000 years old.
When our caveman ancestors were trying to figure out the world, Jake was the fiend who came up with the idea of "god" and "devils"... most of the world is now enslaved to this horrible idea in one form or another....

 

[ruben kincard]

jake killed thousands when he dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki... he also invented agent orange and mad cow disease.

 

[ds512az]

Jake created the Anna Nicole Smith show......

 

[freebyrd]

jake remote piloted both planes into the world trade center he also spread antrax through the mail

I also have it on good authority that he was the one who gave pvt lynch's convoy the wrong directions that led them into an ambush in iraq
freebyrd

 

[Skkorpion]

Welcome freebyrd.

 

[freebyrd]

thanks skkorpion
I couldn't resist replying to this thread its to funny
freebyrd

 

[KingofCards]

Jake gave small pox filled blankets to the Sioux and made the Cherokee march 300 miles barefoot in the snow.

 

[BradMannTX]

Jake called and wanted me to refinance my mortgage -- right in the middle of dinner. *JERK*

 

[Fiasco]

Jake periodically leaves poop in my yard for me to step in.

 

[WisconsinCard]

Originally posted by AZ1766
Jake was/is a good NFL quarterback.

The funniest one yet!!!!!!!!

 

[KingofCards]

Jakes sends me countless emails begging my to refinance my home. In fact Jake knows my full name, hmmmm........ Jake is stalking me....

I see you man.... Don't think you can fool me, I see you, Jake. I know you don't see me, I am on the left side of the field!

 

[JeffGollin]

Jake lost another deal to DI-TECH.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by KingofCards
Jakes sends me countless emails begging my to refinance my home. In fact Jake knows my full name, hmmmm........ Jake is stalking me....

I see you man.... Don't think you can fool me, I see you, Jake. I know you don't see me, I am on the left side of the field!

He is also the guy that keeps sending ******* and beastiality porn links to you email, King.