Offical Jake is the Anti-Christ Thread

[CardAvenger]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
He is also the guy that keeps sending ******* and beastiality porn links to you email, King.

.......but King kinda likes those. See, Jake's not all that bad.

 

[jmr667]

Jake was the guy who first came up with the idea of having the police give out speeding tickets.

 

[CT Card Fan]

It was Jake calling when TJ went to answer the phone.

Jake is also the REAL ace of spades in the Iraqi card deck.

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by BradMannTX
Jake is the guy who came over, took a dump in your bathroom and didn't tell you it overflowed!

At a party a friend of mine pooped in the tank, so when anyone flushed more poop flowed in to the toilet.

Jake invented plus size spandex.

 

[jf-08]

Jake controls the red lights when you are late.

 

[jf-08]

Jake closed down Kenny Rogers Roasters restaurant *Bastard*

 

[jf-08]

Jake is the one who talks during movies.

 

[CT Card Fan]

if he were still here....

Jake would have thrown wounded ducks to Anquan Boldin.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Floridacard
At a party a friend of mine pooped in the tank, so when anyone flushed more poop flowed in to the toilet.

I believe that's called an 'upper decker.'

People have died for less.

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by Krangthebrain
He is also the guy that keeps sending ******* and beastiality porn links to you email, King.

Wait maybe he ain't so bad.

 

[First Down Guy]

Jake actually started this thread and has a tracking system to determine who his enemies are. Watch out, he has a habit of throwing the ball at his enemies!!!

 

[Debacle]

Jake always locks my keys in the car!

 

[Debacle]

...and he always pisses on the toilet seat!

 

[SECTION 11]

Jake closed the Best Looking Cheerleader thread.

 

[BradMannTX]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Jake closed the Best Looking Cheerleader thread.

Jake swallowed my Double Gulp!

 

[Fiasco]

Debacle,

3 posts in the last year? YOU POST *****!

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Fiasco
Debacle,

3 posts in the last year? YOU POST *****!

He actually had several hundred, but Jake erased them.

 

[jf-08]

Jake actually was the one who renamed Squaw Peak Piestewa Peak.

 

[jf-08]

Jake is the one who never flushes after spackling the bowl in public restrooms.

 

[AZ1766]

Jake knows where Elvis lives!

 

[Dback Jon]

Originally posted by AZ1766
Jake knows where Elvis lives!

You're wrong on that one. Jake is the guy who gave Elvis all the drugs to OD on.

 

[Fiasco]

Jake's the bastard who kicks all the packages marked fragile at UPS.

 

[AZ1766]

Originally posted by Dback Jon
You're wrong on that one. Jake is the guy who gave Elvis all the drugs to OD on.

S@it.... my source was wrong......he is fired, I'll get me a new one!

 

[AZ1766]

Jake is McKinleys' financial planner and business advisor!

 

[Fiasco]

Jake used up the last of the miracle whip.