OT-Future headlines you hate to see re: Suns!

[Yuma]

I thought I'd start a fun thread. This took off on another forum I visit, and you make up Suns headlines you would hate to see in the upcoming season. For example:

Suns petition league to carry 6 players minimum!
Nash, Amare, #1 pick moved for expiring contract!

I'm sure you guys can come up with all sorts of amusing headlines.

 

[PDXChris]

Uable to sign Linton Johnson to a 10 day contract after check bounces, Steve Kerr is forced to suite up against Lakers.

 

[Ronin]

Suns trade Steve Nash to Pistons for Kwame Brown.

 

[Yuma]

Uable to sign Linton Johnson to a 10 day contract after check bounces, Steve Kerr is forced to suite up against Lakers.

I actually LOL at that!

 

[Shzm13]

Robin Lopez hits jumper, seals $60 mil / 5yr extension from Kerr.

 

[PDXChris]

Kerr drafts 13 PG's, then signs Ramon Sessions to offer sheet.

 

[HooverDam]

"Sarver says US Airways Center is outdated, Suns can't remain competitive there: Looking at new arena plans in San Diego"

 

[boisesuns]

"Only a week after signing a 20mil/year extention, Amare reveals he needs another microfracture"

 

[AzStevenCal]

I thought I'd start a fun thread. This took off on another forum I visit, and you make up Suns headlines you would hate to see in the upcoming season. For example:

Suns petition league to carry 6 players minimum!
Nash, Amare, #1 pick moved for expiring contract!

I'm sure you guys can come up with all sorts of amusing headlines.

Okay, and where exactly is this fun thread you're talking about? Half of these fictional headlines could actually occur and they are the stuff of nightmares, AFAIC.

Steve

 

[elindholm]

"Only a week after signing a 20mil/year extention, Amare reveals he needs another microfracture"

Heck, that one's pretty much a given.

 

[Tyler]

"Robert Horry signs contract with Suns and checks Steve Nash into the mic stand at presser."

 

[dodie53]

Amare refuses to wear goggles, injures eye again.

Nash hurts back while attempting a dunk.

 

[YouJustGotSUNSD]

Infamous R. Kelly Sex Video Actually Grant Hill.

 

[TJ]

"Amundson has been revealed as the disciple of Dracula, bites Nash on the neck"

 

[dodie53]

Bruce Bowen comes out of retirement, signs with Suns

 

[Shzm13]

Suns send Goran Dragic and Grant Hill to Cleveland for Shaquille Oneal

 

[arwillan]

"Steve Nash, 40, becomes oldest player to ink 5-year deal. In other news, Amare Stoudemire, 27, becomes the youngest to retire for medical reasons."

 

[tobiazz]

Infamous R. Kelly Sex Video Actually Grant Hill.

5/5

 

[lauraw]

Don't joke about microfracture...

 

[krazyasiankid]

Robert Sarver hires Shaquille O'Neal as an Assistant GM.

 

[Yuma]

Infamous R. Kelly Sex Video Actually Grant Hill.

Very imaginative! 5/5

 

[leclerc]

Nash hurts back while attempting a dunk.

LOL! Go Steve!!

While trying to emulate Suns great Kevin Johnson, Steve Nash tries to dunk on Tim Duncan. Elevate and detonate Steve!!

 

[krazyasiankid]

Bruce Bowen comes out of retirement, signs with Suns

I actually woldn't mind that... At least we get some defense...

 

[Folster]

Thunder Win 2010 Lottery With Suns pick.

and the inevitable.

Kerr Not Phased, "There was Nobody We Liked at #1"

 

[krazyasiankid]

Thunder Win 2010 Lottery With Suns pick.

and the inevitable.

Kerr Not Phased, "There was Nobody We Liked at #1"

Ill jump the Lakers bandwagon if that happens..

But i would love to see John Wall in Suns uniform!.