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In a new fun and positive not negative spirit, we will start handing out balls to players that sucked during a loss...thus...the suck balls.

First suck ball goes to Palmer, suckity suck suck suck, don't have to go into detail.

Bowels gets a suck ball for Davis's big day.

Arians gets a suck ball for not going to the run sooner even though the Palmover was in full effect.

Dockett's 15 yard penalty at a crucial time warrants the suck it.

Palmer gets another suck ball.

Fitz scored so he evened out on the suck/rule meter

Roberts gets the "was he even in the game" suck ball.

:D
 

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I understand that Vernon Davis had a big day but the Cardinals defense played pretty well considering all of Carson's giveaways...
 

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In a new fun and positive not negative spirit, we will start handing out balls to players that sucked during a loss...thus...the suck balls.

First suck ball goes to Palmer, suckity suck suck suck, don't have to go into detail.

Bowels gets a suck ball for Davis's big day.

Arians gets a suck ball for not going to the run sooner even though the Palmover was in full effect.

Dockett's 15 yard penalty at a crucial time warrants the suck it.

Palmer gets another suck ball.

Fitz scored so he evened out on the suck/rule meter

Roberts gets the "was he even in the game" suck ball.

:D

You forgot Alphonso. Killer fumble. Housler should get one every week just because he is Housler.
 

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sowell gets a suck ball for giving up sack for the safety, though levi would have whiffed so bad that palmer would have probably been knocked unconscious

i know i know...not necessarily a bad thing :)
 

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sowell gets a suck ball for giving up sack for the safety, though levi would have whiffed so bad that palmer would have probably been knocked unconscious

i know i know...not necessarily a bad thing :)

Sowell had some big misses on critical plays today, but overall I think he's done good given the circumstances he came in to.
 

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It's Palmer. His suckness outweighs all others.
 

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Sowell had some big misses on critical plays today, but overall I think he's done good given the circumstances he came in to.

overall i am happy with the kid being thrown in the fire, but that play was a 9 point swing,
critical suckage ;)
 

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I was expecting something else prior to opening this thread...

Javier Arenas gets a Suck Ball for his idiocy in bringing the ball out of the EZ on KO when he should just take a knee.
 

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Larrys' fumble down by two and driving was the turning point.

That was sucko supremo!
 

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larry's score doesn't forgive the fumble in FG territory down by 2, that led to the huge drive and going up two scores. The game was over then.

Sure, Sowell finally blew one on the safety, but Levi would have helped tackle Carson for a sack/strip/six instead. So, Sowell is a +4 on that play. :)
 

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I was expecting something else prior to opening this thread...

Javier Arenas gets a Suck Ball for his idiocy in bringing the ball out of the EZ on KO when he should just take a knee.

Again
 

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and again and again

Unless feely is kicking it to you, you should never take it out anymore. needs to be a line drive or fielded right by the 1 yard line. half way in the enzone with hangtime = down it.

Then hes been lazy too, just letting the kicks bounce. Go catch it, you have one job on this team and you are half assing it.
 
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