The Official Condiments thread

[Mulli]

BOOO!!!

I want to know his opinion. I bet you were the one in the corner in junior high school egging two kids on to fight.... huh?

Hey, I got banned on Friday for something. But your post included sauces as condiments. Pariah won't accept that, and neither should we.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Hey, I got banned on Friday for something. But your post included sauces as condiments. Pariah won't accept that, and neither should we.

Hey, thats why I am asking for his opinion. I was quoting someone else, I didn't plagarize the information as my own.

All those in favor of Pariah creating his own wikipedia....?

 

[Mulli]

Here it goes, I'm gonna get PermaBanned....but I don't think Pariah is fully grasping how broad Condiments are.

Under Condiments:

Sauces
Toppings
Vegetable Medleys
Processed


If it is not strictly adhering to his definition he is throwing it out. I think there are whole sub-genres of Condiments awaiting to be explored.

I posted the Webster definition of condiments that defined them as anything added for flavor. But Pariah said no dice.

 

[Dback Jon]

Who died and made Pariah the Condiment King?



REVOLT!!


REVOLT!!

 

[Mulli]

How are we supposed to get a condiment/food forum without a moderator?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Who died and made Pariah the Condiment King?



REVOLT!!


REVOLT!!

I asked in a rather forceful way to be mod of the forum.

I am sitting here laughing out loud, because I never knew that I could be so passionate about condiments.

 

[Mulli]

I asked in a rather forceful way to be mod of the forum.

I am sitting here laughing out loud, because I never knew that I could be so passionate about condiments.

I was thinking the same way, DC. I didn't say you plagiarized.

Hey, what about a Condiment Survivor Thread in the new Food Forum?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I was thinking the same way, DC. I didn't say you plagiarized.

Hey, what about a Condiment Survivor Thread in the new Food Forum?

That is a completely awesome idea. I am so ready for this!!!

 

[Pariah]

Disagree, you can sprinkle bacon bits or sunflower seeds on top of a salad. Neither are toppings. Elaborate maybe??

First, why wouldn't they be toppings? You eat bacon solo. You eat sunflower seeds solo. I don't think they're condiments.

Second, go ahead and be the condiment mod. I never asked for the responsibility. Frankly, it's too much for me to bear.

 

[Mulli]

Why can there be a World Sports forum and not a Food Forum with an International Foods sub-forum?

Seems like this thread already has more posts than World Sports anyway.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Dammit....now look what you've done, DC.

You don't have the clout to get this by CM. Only Pariah does.

Hey, as long as I can be his young apprentice, I wouldn't mind Pariah being the mod.

 

[Mulli]

Dammit....now look what you've done, DC.

You don't have the clout to get this by CM. Only Pariah does.

When it comes down to it, Pariah has to get it. DC hasn't been on board here at Condiment Central long enough.

 

[Pariah]

No, I quit. I can't cut the mustard anymore. Maybe come one else will relish the position. My days of trying to ketchup to all of these wacky posts are over.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

When it comes down to it, Pariah has to get it. DC hasn't been on board here at Condiment Central long enough.

Unfortunately, that is so true. I missed the first 7 pages of the discussion. So much happens on this forum in an hour.

 

[Mulli]

No, I quit. I can't cut the mustard anymore. Maybe come one else will relish the position. My days of trying to ketchup to all of these wacky posts are over.

Forget it, Pariah. You can't do this to us.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

We might be lost for awhile without him. One of us may do something ridiculous like put Chocolate Syrup on a steak. But he's got bigger fish to fry right now....he needs to get that PUN OF THE DAY Thread going.

I'd step to the plate, but I have a feeling that some of you wouldn't respect my authoritah anyway.

 

[Pariah]

I'm not sure, but I'd bet all of the condiment questions you might have can be found here.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

We should just elect a mod that nobody has any respect for anyways.....go ask jenna.

ouch!

Wait, doesn't that make me qualified?

 

[jenna2891]

We should just elect a mod that nobody has any respect for anyways.....go ask jenna.

it's true, i do know who all the mods are that no one respects. let's start with krepitch.

 

[Mulli]

I'm not sure, but I'd bet all of the condiment questions you might have can be found here.

That is it. YOU are the Mod.

 

[Mulli]

Mulli, are you saying that only the TRUE MOD would think about letting it go??

Yes, it is some sort of test or riddle.

 

[Mulli]

When you get vanilla or cherry in your coke or dr.pepper at Sonic, is that beverage condiment or just flavoring?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

When you get vanilla or cherry in your coke or dr.pepper at Sonic, is that beverage condiment or just flavoring?

I am going to say flavoring, or even a topping. I bet that Pariah even agrees with me on that one..

 

[Mulli]

One can question authority I suppose, but only in PM.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

I'm gonna say this one is a Beverage Condiment.

You can't drink Cherry syrup all by it's self....too sweet.

Beverage condiment?

Oh boy, I think that I am in over my head.