I'm so glad my season ticket prices were raised.
I'm so glad Kyler can't lead a receiver and puts the ball too high 80% of the time.
I'm so glad PJJ is on IR and we are a backup OL monstrosity as a run first team.
I'm so glad our DL can't get real pressure on a semi consistent basis.
I'm so glad we are gonna get sonned by the team I hate the absolute worst in the league.
I'm so glad we are on our practice squad RB to run this offense.
I'm so glad Uncle Drew Petzing Fester can't coach his way out of a paper bag.
I'm so glad this team went from 6-4 to a top 12 draft pick (kinda lowkey glad there, all things considered).
I'm so glad we left $20M on the table when every person on the planet, even those who have never watched American football, knew we needed an edge rusher.
I'm so glad we can't move on from K1 this season without taking a nasty cap hit even if we can trick someone into taking him in a trade.
I'm so glad the best TE in the league has one receiving TD.
I'm so glad that even if we could move on from K1, theres literally nothing in this draft or FA that would rebuild this rebuild.
I'm so glad that we won't be bad enough to get a generational *cough* transcendent QB in next year's draft.
I'm so glad the generational WR that was like a franchise Viagra overdose to me and the fanbase has been pretty pedestrian given his....wait for it...transcendent expectations.
I'm so glad we ripped out the north end zone to create casitas nobody uses.
I'm so glad the 15 yard line VIP sections were built so the cheerleaders have to go into locker rooms when the game is going on so the people not there can see.
I'm so glad this board still exists though. There is nowhere else I'd rather be so glad to be "so glad" to bitch and moan about this wreched franchise.
Happy New Year, you filthy, masochistic animals!
I'm so glad Kyler can't lead a receiver and puts the ball too high 80% of the time.
I'm so glad PJJ is on IR and we are a backup OL monstrosity as a run first team.
I'm so glad our DL can't get real pressure on a semi consistent basis.
I'm so glad we are gonna get sonned by the team I hate the absolute worst in the league.
I'm so glad we are on our practice squad RB to run this offense.
I'm so glad Uncle Drew Petzing Fester can't coach his way out of a paper bag.
I'm so glad this team went from 6-4 to a top 12 draft pick (kinda lowkey glad there, all things considered).
I'm so glad we left $20M on the table when every person on the planet, even those who have never watched American football, knew we needed an edge rusher.
I'm so glad we can't move on from K1 this season without taking a nasty cap hit even if we can trick someone into taking him in a trade.
I'm so glad the best TE in the league has one receiving TD.
I'm so glad that even if we could move on from K1, theres literally nothing in this draft or FA that would rebuild this rebuild.
I'm so glad that we won't be bad enough to get a generational *cough* transcendent QB in next year's draft.
I'm so glad the generational WR that was like a franchise Viagra overdose to me and the fanbase has been pretty pedestrian given his....wait for it...transcendent expectations.
I'm so glad we ripped out the north end zone to create casitas nobody uses.
I'm so glad the 15 yard line VIP sections were built so the cheerleaders have to go into locker rooms when the game is going on so the people not there can see.
I'm so glad this board still exists though. There is nowhere else I'd rather be so glad to be "so glad" to bitch and moan about this wreched franchise.
Happy New Year, you filthy, masochistic animals!
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