Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
imagine...
It is a dark film room and the viewer sees the Cardinals on the screen, shows the dominant plays against the Vikings and then it shows all the miscues against the Niners
...then, the lights come on and a guy in the back of the room turns to the viewer and it is Coach Whisenhunt and with a serious expression says: "Bi-polar play, it is a serious condition facing many in the NFL but you can have relief, you can have a better life. With Whizanex, you too can experience moments of error free football and show all the potential of what you can achieve as a team" and then Whisenhunt puts on a NFC championship cap
...then it shows Coach Reed of the Eagles walking off the field after the Eagles loss to the Raiders, suddenly he is hit in the head with a bottle of Whizanex wrapped to a battery thrown from a Eagle fan in the stands, Andy picks it up and turning to the viewer gives the OK sign
...lastly Coach Payton of the Saints is seen disgusted on the sidelines losing to the Tampa Bay and a voice over says "Maybe Whiznex is in the Cards for you?"
at the bottom during the commercial a disclaimer runs in text...
"These results are not typical for everyone. Has been known to cause players to request demanding contract extensions. Loss of coaching assistants. Idiotic choice of agents by players. Results have been reported to be only good for a three game span and then start to wane in the final seconds of the fourth dose. If problems still continue or get worse, see your owner immediately, they could be signs of a bigger problem as in a lack of talent on your team"
It is a dark film room and the viewer sees the Cardinals on the screen, shows the dominant plays against the Vikings and then it shows all the miscues against the Niners
...then, the lights come on and a guy in the back of the room turns to the viewer and it is Coach Whisenhunt and with a serious expression says: "Bi-polar play, it is a serious condition facing many in the NFL but you can have relief, you can have a better life. With Whizanex, you too can experience moments of error free football and show all the potential of what you can achieve as a team" and then Whisenhunt puts on a NFC championship cap
...then it shows Coach Reed of the Eagles walking off the field after the Eagles loss to the Raiders, suddenly he is hit in the head with a bottle of Whizanex wrapped to a battery thrown from a Eagle fan in the stands, Andy picks it up and turning to the viewer gives the OK sign
...lastly Coach Payton of the Saints is seen disgusted on the sidelines losing to the Tampa Bay and a voice over says "Maybe Whiznex is in the Cards for you?"
at the bottom during the commercial a disclaimer runs in text...
"These results are not typical for everyone. Has been known to cause players to request demanding contract extensions. Loss of coaching assistants. Idiotic choice of agents by players. Results have been reported to be only good for a three game span and then start to wane in the final seconds of the fourth dose. If problems still continue or get worse, see your owner immediately, they could be signs of a bigger problem as in a lack of talent on your team"
