Steve, I love Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band and everything they have recorded, including the occasional ballads.
And I love the Eagles (I'll be seeing them at Jobing.com on Oct. 1st) with their two lead singers and two lead guitars. And the few ballads with Timothy B. Schmidt singing lead.
But neither of the two ballads you mentioned, "Turn The Page" or "The Last Resort", would qualify as the greatest Rock'n'Roll song of either group (technically or commercially), let along the greatest of all time.
With the emphasis on
Rock'n'Roll, the combination of the lead Eagles lined up across the stage for "Hotel California", with the focus moving from the dramatic double guitar intro and fadeout of Don Felder and Joe Walsh to Don Henley's lead to the backup voices of Glen Frey and Timothy B. Schmidt captures the heart of Rock'n'Roll. (No, I'm not plugging Huey Lewis & The News, although they did some good pure Rock'n'Roll, as well.
)
I, too, have a long list of personal favorites -- I have downloaded over 1,800 individual (not album) youtube performances. But I don't think suggesting that Hotel California is the greatest pure Rock'n'Roll song of all time is "ridiculous".
Perhaps it is not everyone's opinion.
But, hardly ridiculous. I am surprised that you, of all people, used that as your critique. But I still think you're a cool guy! Remember,
we are programmed to receive, but you can never leave.
Edit: Check it out!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtbrf_eagles-hotel-california-live_music