In honor of tonight's lottery, I just ran an incredibly thorough scientific study of unquestionable methods. In other words, I pressed a button 25 times on ESPN's mock lottery machine.
The Suns only got the #2 pick once, and the #3 pick once, but the #1 pick was awarded to the Suns SIX times! That's over twice the stated probability of 11.9%.
The takeaways:
1. A higher force is obviously communicating to me that this will be the year the Suns finally have luck on their side.
2. I clearly have too much time on my hands.
3. I will be spending the rest of the morning and afternoon trying to erase from my mind the one scenario that showed up where Washington won the #1 pick and we were stuck at #6.