Kurt will retire, get picked to be the Madden cover boy, and then change his mind and ask to come back to Arizona, but we won't have any cap room left so he will go else where and the Cards will go 5-11 with a QB who they drafted in the first round finally getting to start a whole season, meanwhile Kurt goes elsewhere and has an average year, turning the ball over a lot, just barely missing the playoffs, getting his coach fired, having his RB blame him for missing the playoffs after the season is over, all the while having the media talk about him every stinkin day.
Oh wait that was Brett Farve's story my bad.