Collecting Pledges to Save the Cardinals - SERIOUSLY

Ouchie-Z-Clown

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okay, ajcardfan provided the following link earlier today when i asked about the cards "curse:"

http://www.angelfire.com/fl/TheCard/chron/chron6.html

seems we DO have a reason to be cursed. though everything was within the rules at the time, its an awfully shady way to win a championship. given that Pottsville continues in their efforts to petition the NFL for the '25 championship, i think we may be able to rid ourselves of whatever residual curse exists by awarding them the '25 championship from a group of concerned modern-day cardinals fans.

here's what i propose:

everyone chips in some cash. when i know how much cash i have to work with i'll look into the price to make a replica of the '25 nfl championship trophy. we'll have the replica inscribed with "Pottsville Maroons - 1925 NFL Champions." we send it to the mayor of Pottsville with a cover letter recognizing their plight and extending our sincere apologies for past trangressions, perceived or real (hence we don't actually admit guilt, just kinda pull the nolo contendre - it's good to have an attorney - like me - draft this cover/concession letter), and our wish to share the 1925 NFL Championship, in spirit, if nothing else, with the people of Pottsville. we would, of course, copy the league office, espn, and maybe the cardinals front office as well (though we can discuss the particulars - no need to overtly insult the cards organization if that would be the result of our actions - even if undertaken for the good of the team). i believe such an undertaking has never been done and it could only bring good karma to our birds.

so please post your proposed pledge.

i hereby pledge $50 to the cause. if we receive a good amount of pledges and we're still falling short of the costs, i may up my ante and call for additional pledges. please help support this move.
 

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I'd rather wait to see how much we'll need. But I'm good for a few bucks.
 
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Originally posted by SECTION 11
screw it, i'll make it a twenty spot as well.

$90 and counting...

ajcardfan had an answer for that very question when i asked it:

"Yes, we won in 1947. We got a momentary exemption from the curse due to Bidwill signing a guy who was a POW from the Bataan Death March."
 
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we're at a hundy+ already! c'mon cards fans! this could be the long awaited answer! get your pledges in now!

CURE THE CARDS!

if this works and we win a championship i'm making buttons for everyone who chipped in for the curse-curing-trophy.
 

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Originally posted by SECTION 11
If we somehow established a curse in 1925, then how'd we win in 1947?

D'Oh! I was all set to pitch in but this really makes the thought of a curse sketchy. Did the local Pottsville Shaman place a curse on us AFTER 1947? If we can find evidence of this I'm in for $20.

EDIT: Just read Ouchie's response. Why don't we just get Tillman to come back when he's out of the Army?
 

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This is hilarious! Heck, I'll kick in $20 as well. :thumbup:
 
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Originally posted by mdamien13
D'Oh! I was all set to pitch in but this really makes the thought of a curse sketchy. Did the local Pottsville Shaman place a curse on us AFTER 1947? If we can find evidence of this I'm in for $20.

that's why i refer to it as "residual curse" - i think ajcardfan had a legit reason to get around the curse for a year, but in order to rid ourselves of it permanently we have to take more drastic action. imho.
 

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Originally posted by Ouchie-Z-Clown
we're at a hundy+ already! c'mon cards fans! this could be the long awaited answer! get your pledges in now!

CURE THE CARDS!

if this works and we win a championship i'm making buttons for everyone who chipped in for the curse-curing-trophy.
I think we're at $130. Everyone who pitches in will have to meet in Vegas to collect our retirement checks from the sportsbook (right Shane?). It's 200+/1 every year. F- the buttons, ouchie. We'll wear gold medalions!!!!
 
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Originally posted by CardAvenger
I think we're at $130. Everyone who pitches in will have to meet in Vegas to collect our retirement checks from the sportsbook (right Shane?). It's 200+/1 every year. F- the buttons, ouchie. We'll wear gold medalions!!!!

now THAT's the spirit!

i think we're hovering around $150 right now. nice.
 
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i don't know that tillman's sacrifice rises to the level of a pow who endured the march of death...

people, we need DRASTIC action, not a cop-out solution. this does not call for a band-aid - this calls for concurrent open-heart brain surgery!
 

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I'm in for $10.

That makes an even $200 now.
 

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Originally posted by jkf296
I'm in for $10.

That makes an even $200 now.

I'm in for $10. Anything to get the heebie jeebies off of us! :lol:

$210 should get something decent. I don't think we want to overstate it. its really the thought that counts in this situation.
 

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poor college student pledges $10. That is worth a good 12 pack, dammit....
 
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