It seems impossible that this could have been handled any more poorly:
1. Put all your eggs in one basket with Sumlin, with no guarantee that he'll accept.
2. When Sumlin gives you the heisman, panic because you have no plan B, and fall back to an influential booster and advising firm, both with strong relationships with SMU.
3. Float the name of Jones, which is the one thing that has ever gotten lazy ASU fans to react to anything. This is met with such universal condemnation that the university president is forced to write a letter to stop the barbarians at the gate.
4. After seeing the reaction to Jones, send our #1 closer, Lisa Love to NY to try and salvage Fedora/Briles/Sumlin trio. Get punked by all 3, for such football powerhouses as UNC. UNC. A school where nobody gives a crap about football.
5. Despite the fact that there are younger/cheaper options out there with upside, go back to the June Jones well, which has no future, upside and a gigantic price tag.
How is it possible that this could get any worse?
Makes Crow's letter even more hilarious...choice nuggets:
"We want consistency, not a team that is up one year and down the next, not a program that has one mostly good decade followed by a mostly mediocre one."
"We intend to be in the hunt for the conference championship every year, winning our division and playing for the Rose Bowl.
"Our objectives are long range, not short term. And we don't want or need a quick or temporary fix."
Can somebody please enlighten me as to how Jones would fit any of those qualifications?