Hmmm
The Inevitable....
On a different side, I don't know how many ex-military guys are in here...but many of you aren't aware of a job in the Army called the Calvary Scout.
Your job, as a Calvary Scout, is to run in front of the tank.
That is because the tank is more valuable than you are. You are to flush out the enemy and find any mines.
See I was a medic in the Army. That was a easy job to sell. How do you recruit for this job....
"So...uhhh....nothing says bad ass like the guy that leads the tank charge"
"Am I in the tank?"
"Uhh...no. But...you do get to run in front of the tank in full gear, including ruck sack. Imagine the shape you will be in!"